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SturgiesYrFase, to memes in Given all the accurate predictions of the Simpsons and Futurama
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Could just edit a dildo in place of his head, I’d be satisfied with that. If that’s off the table then I say we retire this version of the meme. Like you said, this shitbag doesn’t deserve to be a meme.

SturgiesYrFase, to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...
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Eh, I’d put a meme artist a peg above. Sandwiches are so ephemeral, a meme is forever. Or at least until compression artifacts ruin it’s legibility.

SturgiesYrFase, to memes in Reality is blurry and a little unstable
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But you make a damn fine meme, my friend!

SturgiesYrFase, to memes in Reality is blurry and a little unstable
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Man…you’re like the Sprog of memes

SturgiesYrFase, to cooking in Fruits and veg that go well with plain cream cheese?
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Growing up my mum would often make what she would call “poor man’s cheese cake.”

Take a Graham cracker, put a personally appropriate schmear of cream cheese on, add whatever jam you have on hand (my personal favs are blackberry/blueberry and raspberry, top with one or more fresh pieces of fruit.

SturgiesYrFase, to memes in Every day we stray further from God's light.
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I liked you just fine before?

SturgiesYrFase, to memes in Yummy
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Hard 3 for me thnx

SturgiesYrFase, to maliciouscompliance in Trans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rule
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That’s not the fucking point, clownshoes!

SturgiesYrFase, to asklemmy in Why does Lemmy feel so fresh compared to Reddit?
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I’ve had more traction on my posts and comments in the month or so I’ve been on lemmy than the entire 14 years I was on reddit. I’m glad I’ve moved, couldn’t give two shits how it does from here out, I’m away.

SturgiesYrFase, to mildlyinteresting in A handmade candle where the wax melts outside-in, making it usable without a container, lasts longer and easier access to burn the wick
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I’m not sure I get it

SturgiesYrFase, to asklemmy in Do you need to vent about something?
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I’m a skilled fuckin mason. But I’ve put my notice in so I’m being given all the shit jobs on my last week. The past three days I’ve been descaling parts of the wall. What’s descaling you ask? Going over the entire wall with a hand brush and a wire brush, knocking off all the loose bits. Meanwhile their star mason is installing stones with ledges so big you could hang a fuckin coffee cup off em, and totally missing mortar on entire stones. Literally just plop em on the wall and keep going. Fuck this place, and fuck Bob specifically.

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