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Tar_alcaran, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in the Perks of ownership...

Ah, I remember getting the stairs redone. They had 1990s vinyl on them, and we wanted non- slip carpet. I was smart enough not to do the carpeting myself, but surely I could strip it?

Turns out the vinyl was attached with pure fucking magic, and the nothing short of xenomorph blood was getting that shit off, apart from hard labour. So after 2 days of violence, I find out that they can’t actually glue carpet to paint. They used to be able to, but the modern glue puts not killing the user over being convenient for me, which is fair. This wasn’t true for the previous glue, which I had to burn and scrape off.

Unfortunately, unlike the vinyl, the paint too was very high quality. And thick enough to serve as a a staircase by itself, so after using some expensive goopy enzymatic paint stripper, and some good old fashioned harsh chemicals, I ended up sanding away the remaining paint over the next week.

It’s been two years, and I think I finally vacuumed up the last dust.

Never again.

Tar_alcaran, to memes in HOI players are built different

Declare war and immediately airdrop their major cities before they launch fighters, making sure you have enough VP to end the war in a few weeks.

Tar_alcaran, to lemmyshitpost in Someone didn't think out the implications.

This ignores legal realities about property and transferring wealth. When she buys him for 400mil, she will briefly place the money in escrow, reducing them to 700 and 400mil. Then, when he becomes her property, Taylor also gains his assets, reaching 1.5 billion when the escrow is released.

Tar_alcaran, to asklemmy in What is the most terryifying siren noise?

I’ve done a lot of work near/for/at chemical companies. They all have the regular slow-woop siren telling you to leave, preferably into the wind. And that’s not a fun thing to hear, because they really don’t like to push that button for any old thing.

But there’s also the far worse “shelter in place” siren. When you hear it, it means shit is so fucked you can’t even run away. And most places aren’t exactly suited for riding out a chemical disaster.

Tar_alcaran, to asklemmy in Tech workers - what did your IT Security team do that made your life hell and had no practical benefit?

I’m honestly not sure how they thought that would work.

Just manually copy-paste everything. That never goes wrong, right?

Tar_alcaran, to asklemmy in People who have those talking buttons for their pet, how long did it take for them to catch on, and do they really work?

After a year, my reasonably smart cats (potty training them to use the toilet took 3 weeks) have learned that the “outside” makes me open the door, because they rush towards it when I push it. But they never use the button themselves.

Tar_alcaran, to memes in It's almost like a zombie movie for them

The odds of humanity wiping out humanity are pretty low. The odds of humanity wiping out human civilisation is pretty fucking high though.

Tar_alcaran, to memes in Trust me bro it's 100% true

Twitter must be really on the ball this time then, because I can’t seem to find any evidence at all.

Tar_alcaran, to memes in Sugar, spice and too little nice

I know boomers who would code circles around any of the kids who think that configuring wifi is the height of tech literacy.

I know one of those too. And all the others call their grandkids to configure the wifiinstall the internet on their phone for them.

Tar_alcaran, to asklemmy in Tech workers - what did your IT Security team do that made your life hell and had no practical benefit?

Lots of safety measures really suck. But they generally get implemented because the alternative is far worse.

Tar_alcaran, to asklemmy in Seeking Perspectives: Trans Athletes in Women's Sports

Oh no, I gave information to someone asking for information, without taking any offense or getting upset. I’m such a monster.

Tar_alcaran, to asklemmy in What are some of the stranger adaptations/adjustments to corporate culture you've noticed, and imagine emerging?

It may take a couple hundred years,

once conservative stupidity fades.

Ah, an optimist

Tar_alcaran, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Mark Zuckerberg has been diagnosed with a serious medical condition

LLMs are excellent at producing high-volume, low-quality material. And it’s a sad fact of life that a lot of companies are perfectly willing to use low quality material in their work.

Tar_alcaran, to cyanideandhappiness in 29 December 2023

I’m going to need some info on this one

Tar_alcaran, to asklemmy in What hobby do you have that no one else in your family shares?

LARP, and costuming/crafting for it. Amusingly, even among larpers I get a few weird looks when I explain my husband made my clothing, and I made his crossbow.

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