TheFerrango

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TheFerrango,

Existing. I feel every gadget has either become a phone app or an integrated sensor inside the phone (while losing precision because of not being a dedicated device).

TheFerrango,

You mean hardware alarm on the phone that works while the phone is off (meaning an alarm running on the RTC of the phone), or actual physical alarm clocks? Because the latter still exist.

TheFerrango,

Sharepoint queries are written in something very similar 🤢

I still have nightmares from the one time I had to use that.

This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist. (i.imgur.com)

I originally posted this on the other site back when I took the picture, and it resulted in a lot of confused comments, especially from Americans, eventually getting removed by overzealous mods. Either way, I promise you that this date does not exist, and has never existed.

TheFerrango,

You weren’t sent the last memo, in 2500 we’ll finally replace the current, broken time system with an evolution of Swatch’s Internet Time. Days are divided in 1000 tiny parts, and years are also adjusted. A 2501 years has 50 months, except for leap years that now have 60 months

TheFerrango,

Always thank the Lord before eating

TheFerrango,

The weak prude mindset vs the based chad buttset

TheFerrango,

Good luck getting the BT driver for the vibrator to work, the AUR package has been broken for months

TheFerrango,

Reinstalling Windows hasn’t been fun since Windows 7. The OS already has most drivers and automatically downloads everything else, I miss skimming through pages of drivers to find the correct one.

TheFerrango, (edited )

Creating a Microsoft account is as easy as “next next done”, where’s the fun in that?.

Cortana was great on Windows Phone (mostly because I love Jen Taylor’s voice), but they kept taking away features and was basically useless on the desktop which, imho, has no use for an assistant.

TheFerrango,

Should’ve been the version saying:

Geanie: “It is done”

Person: “But… nothing changed”

G: “Correct”

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