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Boss? Is that you?

TimeSquirrel,
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"Democratic republic means you have only Democrat and Republican parties"

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I just copy my whole-ass home dir to an external drive every so often like a caveman.

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Yo Arch users. Try daily driving Linux From Scratch. I dare ya. Let's see what you're really made of.

TimeSquirrel,
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That was a hell of a cringe-laugh out of me...

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Mao and Stalin included, let's see how this plays out with the .ml Lemmys grabs popcorn.

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Wow. I totally thought it was just a Ninja Turtles thing. Thanks for that info.

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Hang it out the back unsecured and then lose it and shatter it into a million pieces all along the highway like my old boss did to a fiberglass ladder.

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This is why I ask the Fediverse for home improvement tips first. Y'all will never steer me wrong. Plus my electrical breaker box doubles as a nice little space heater now, it's so warm!

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Old Tiny Toons and Sonic the Hedgehog watching from their rocking chairs: "We're proud of y'all."

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This is the part of your body under your conscious control. This is it. That's all you are. Just a jellyfish with some eyestalks in a meatsuit.

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If they're doing better than ever, then why are they trying to constantly hack through my ad blocker now in a desperate attempt to show me an ad one way or another? I'm always gonna be one step ahead. They lost the game before they started. But they still won't give up for some reason. That's a lot of resources for a company to spend on someone that will never give a shit and keep blocking the ads.

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"Hey Griswold, where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"

"Bend over and I'll show you."

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Onboard the ISS: "Please do not turn off the coffee maker. It also operates the CO2 scrubbers."

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I COULD ONLY AFFORD SIX SWITCHES. BIT 5 HAS A PULLDOWN RESISTOR ON IT\n

TimeSquirrel,
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I find it interesting that the machines of Zero One decided to use Brainfuck as their language.

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I for one am glad something I started learning 30 years ago is still in widespread use. It's both an ugly and a beautiful language at the same time.

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balance power away from the 1% and back to the masses

By installing a dictator...every time it's attempted...

Maybe not do that next time and try doing it from the bottom up instead of top-down🏴. It's much more work to convince people that this is a solution and have them help willingly instead of forcing them to go along with it. We tried the Marxist-Leninist way dozens of times, let's try the anarchist way. A capitalist boot or a communist boot on my neck makes no difference to me, it's still a boot on my neck.

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You have to wait until 930am Monday morning to do that. Everybody will appreciate it more.

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How old is your mom, 80? People in their 40s and 50s played Atari and are pretty familiar with video games. This joke is dying quickly.

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Am a 41 year old dad who grew up with Quake, Doom, and Unreal Tournament, and now have a 12 year old son who is also growing up on games. The boomers who didn't have a clue are dying. Those were OUR parents who didn't know diddly squat about gaming, not this generation's parents.

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Yeah, the biggest delineation is "world without computers and digital electronics" vs. the world after all that proliferated. I'd still consider the 80s and 90s part of the "modern" era, what we used to call the "information age" or "computer revolution".

Pretty much all our modern tech is just more advanced versions of the same shit we already had in the 80s. Even social media (BBSs).

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"Shit, what did I fuck up?"

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