Transcendant

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Transcendant,

Please pay the dog tax. We’d love to see your senior pup!

Transcendant,

I generally don’t re-watch shows. But those two I’ve seen three times, they’re just so fucking funny!

I’ve been subscribed to swearnet a couple of months now. It’s definitely not the same as the scripted energy of the shows but it kinda scratches the TPB itch as they’re all in character. It’s only £3 a month, plus it’s nice to know the money is going directly to the content creators.

Transcendant,

You prob know this already, but the new season of What We Do In The Shadows has just started. Laughing my socks off already two episodes in

Transcendant,

Only a complete smeghead would rewatch Red Dwarf

Transcendant,

That scene where Jez ‘forgets’ the Christmas turkey still makes me laugh till I have tears in my eyes, no matter how many times I watch it. When someone misunderstands me and starts ranting, I usually reply “It was a joke, Mark. A christmas joke.” I’m sure 99% of the time people have no fucking clue what I’m referring to

Transcendant,

I just rewatched it for the first time, a few weeks back. It was absolutely glorious, proper lightning in a bottle comedy

Transcendant,

Bhey bave bood baste

Transcendant,

Exactly. When you see someone whingeing about how little they earned from x amount of streams, go look up what spotify pays per stream, do the maths, it never adds up.

It’s because they signed a shitty publishing / label deal. I’ve got plenty of music on spotify and tbh have earned more in royalties from streams than I ever did via labels in this day and age (though there was a ‘golden age’ where digital downloads paid very well, assuming the label manager wasn’t on the fiddle). Spotify could prob pay a little more per stream at this point though.

Transcendant,

This is not true. Artists who don’t make much money on spotify are either under very poor terms with their label / publisher, or simply aren’t generating many streams.

For example, in my main genre trance, upper-B to lower-A artists can expect to make ~600 euros per release, minimum if it’s on a decent label, assuming it’s promoted properly and reaches the right playlists. It takes me 3-4 days to finish a track (to a high standard). That’s a pretty good return on investment imo.

Obv the caveat is that if you don’t do very well with promo, or are on a label that doesn’t understand how to leverage playlists, then yeah you’re not going to make much.

Transcendant,

When Matilda moves things with her mind, is she using the Force? If so, then yes.

Transcendant,

ARC is an audio technology. Zoom in on the ARC after 'Audio Extractor &’ text, it says Arc Abrasives, which I’d guess is a manufacturer of abrasives

Transcendant,

Dang. I just can’t choose. I would like to communicate with so many.

‘Dogs’ is a tempting response, but I feel like I’d be disappointed and a little disturbed by how slavish we’ve made them. Cats… would probably tell you to fuck off and stop bothering them.

Octopodes and whales I think would make for a very interesting conversation. The octopus is, imo, the closest thing we have to an alien on earth. Iirc their intelligence developed on a completely different pathway to mammals; imo if they didn’t die so quickly they’d be as likely to have become dominant as us smart apes.

A conversation with a virus would be very boring imo. They don’t have a mind, would probably just repeat “REPRODUCTION INEVITABLE, RESISTANCE FUTILE” over and over.

Transcendant,

Bizarre, I actually saw the book this meme is based on, on Sunday! Was helping a friend’s mum move, saw the book cover and felt hungry.

Transcendant,

Yes, and life hasn’t been the same since

Transcendant,

Horses always seem to me like big dogs, they have such distinct personalities, and I’ve seen them do all sorts of funny things (seemingly just for the hell of it).

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Transcendant,

To add… if you install the DuckDuckGo browser app on your android phone, it will block all the trackers in your other apps!

Fair warning though, you will likely feel a bit of shock & horror to find out just how often you’re being tracked, and what sort of data these apps are sucking down relentlessly and constantly. Even the ones you haven’t used for a while.

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