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Transporter_Room_3, to risa in Dukat is upset they still haven't built a statue of him in the parking lot for pushing a cart into traffic
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A couple minor changes to this one:

Obrien: gets imprisoned and tortured while returning cart, gets dumped next to the corral for pickup

Garak: convinces someone else to return the cart. They are happy to do so for such a charming gentleman. Merely a simple tailor, of course.

Transporter_Room_3, to risa in Dukat is upset they still haven't built a statue of him in the parking lot for pushing a cart into traffic
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I don’t think he would put other people’s carts away.

He would track them down and make them do it themselves.

While grumbling about the decay of federation morals…

And obviously he put them in the brig while going over all laws and regulations to figure out if he can lock them up. He does that every time. It would be improper not to double check.

Transporter_Room_3, to lemmyshitpost in Modders are gonna have a field day
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Every day we played, we knew how the night was going to end.

At some point when it’s getting late, we’ll all be trying not to be the first one to say anything, then one person shoots another, it devolves into a half hour of free-for-all; explosions, probably literal tons of bullets, and when we all finally ran out of ammo and started beating each other to death with pool cues, bats, and police batons, the night would come to an end.

And then another half hour of talking while a few wandered around aimlessly in cars or sat on the dashboard.

Transporter_Room_3, (edited ) to memes in Iron shooting
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Then they tell you the previous person was incompetent or something to try and make it seem like they were a bad employee, not that it’s a bad work environment.

“Oh? And who was in charge of their interview?” because unless they have a large hr department to handle hiring interviews, it was probably the person who hired you.

This is when you take notes in your notebook you should have brought with you.

I’ve noticed interviewers get visibly uncomfortable when I write in my notebook. It’s like they’re either trying to figure out if they just lied about something I will be able to reference later, or they just get that natural “someone is writing about me and I can’t read what it is” feeling, I assume the former.

Simon Pegg wasn’t lying in Hot Fuzz. The notebook is a powerful weapon if used right.

Transporter_Room_3, to lemmyshitpost in Modders are gonna have a field day
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I used to screw around with friends as The Panto Gang where we decked out pantos in the most ridiculous visual mods, and drove circles around people until they started trying to blow us up.

In 8 months, I put more time into gta online doing that than in the 9 years afterward.

Transporter_Room_3, to memes in The sword in the dome
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It’s never a good idea to pull out a stabbing object, for the reason you mentioned, and the parts inside might be stemming blood flow. Even if you cut the arrow to pull it through neatly it wouldn’t make a difference unless you were at a vet clinic that specializes in birds.

Transporter_Room_3, to risa in Happy Irish Unification year🎉
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Jesus christ that episode…

I dare anyone to Watch that and tell me casual racism against the Irish died out a long time ago…

Transporter_Room_3, to risa in Happy Irish Unification year🎉
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Sometimes it is effective. Just ask everyone who salivated over the PATRIOT act.

Now whether is justified is an entirely different story.

Transporter_Room_3, to lemmyshitpost in Lemmy glitterpost
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Well, that was plastic, this is 24k leaf.

I’m not about to advocate anyone waste $450 on something like this, but from what I know of the human body and chemistry, it should survive in your stomach if you take it with food.

If someone wants to verify, you doo-doo you I guess.

Transporter_Room_3, to memes in The sword in the dome
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Hi, Whatever, I’m dad.

There was a duck at a local park that got shot by a “toy” crossbow and was walking around for a day or two slowly bleeding before someone took it to the local wildlife rescue.

I don’t understand why some people just feel the need to do things like this.

Unless the gator popped up and surprised someone having a picnic, then I understand the stab, but I still feel bad it’s just going around as a knife-based unicorn.

Transporter_Room_3, to lemmyshitpost in The Jebus Said So.
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Pipe down, big-nose!

Transporter_Room_3, to lemmyshitpost in Truly inspirational
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I do believe that’s the joke.

Transporter_Room_3, to mildlyinteresting in The Marshall Islands look like somebody gave up building a racetrack in a game
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I think I made this I Halo Reach forge mode…

Transporter_Room_3, to lemmyshitpost in Good enough title
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Eh, they’re a dome a dozen .

Transporter_Room_3, to memes in Pizza delivery
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Especially that one. Seriously.

Ultimately I was just done and had already been looking for another job, so I just went ahead and dropped the shit on the floor and spent the rest of the day chilling at the park. I even had witnesses to the insane bullshit.

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