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I’d rather be sleeping.

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What in the goddamn?

Zoidsberg,
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So was my comment. Its what Benny says when he sees you alive at the casino.

Zoidsberg,
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Man this is like my biggest fear. Imagine you slip and fall in the water in front of all those people, and they all laugh at you and then you have to climb back up and go to work soaking wet, and everyone at work knows you fell in because why else would you be soaking wet,

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Change your password every 30 days, and never reuse one, and don’t use a password manager, and don’t write it down anywhere, and…

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    The economy is in shambles, everybody needs a side hustle

    Zoidsberg,
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    If I read I get distracted and brush the same three teeth for ten minutes.

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    In high school I mentioned that I’d just finished Death Note and enjoyed it. The Anime Kid berated me for watching a normie show and made a bunch of references I didn’t understand.

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    At the height of World of Warcraft, a coworker of my mom’s moved from Vancouver to the southern US to live with a guy she had only ever talked to in WoW. Things were not as promised when she got down there. She eventually moved back.

    Secret service agents moments after the 1981 assassination attempt of Ronald Reagan. (lemmy.world)

    Excerpt: On this day in 1981, President Ronald Reagan was shot in the chest at the side entrance of the Washington Hilton on Connecticut Avenue by John Hinckley Jr. Reagan was walking to his limousine after a speech to AFL-CIO leaders when Hinckley, 25, who was standing among a group of reporters, fired six shots, hitting Reagan...

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    Raegan goes down as a martyr, igniting the hearts of die-hard conservatives around the world?

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    I’ve always passively wondered what career choices lead to working these ultra-high level security jobs. What’s this guys story? What was he doing before he became Ronald’s well dressed uzi man?

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    Interesting. Thanks!

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    Oh, I just assumed. I don’t know tons about American history.

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    Looks like the wrapper says FRESH and is likely from Subway, so probably not a burger. Definitely less nutritional value than the wrapper, though.

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    The first thing I do when Return of the King ends is put on Fellowship of the Ring.

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    Does our moon independently orbit the sun?

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    I call a manager at work “Jimothy.” He does not find it amusing.

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