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aeronmelon, to risa in Why even listen to Klingon if it isn't punky or acidic?

Klingon Operatic Synthrock

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aeronmelon, to memes in Caesar always meant to learn

Caesar: “Et tu.”

Me: “Gesundheit.”

aeronmelon, to risa in Tea Mom

He doesn’t say it tasted or smelled fishy, just that it was the juice of fish… and he apparently hated it.

What are the odds it has a similar aroma to Terran coffee beans?

aeronmelon, to risa in MFW there's only 25 days til Quarkmas!

Quark: “Merry me! One and all!”

You know what? I am absolutely surprised they didn’t try to make a Ferangi take on A Christmas Carol at any point during DS9’s run. Shocked, even.

aeronmelon, to risa in Tea Mom

“You know what Cardassians have for breakfast? Fish juice. Hot fish juice. After six months, I was hoping for the Klingons to invade. At least they know how to make coffee.”

aeronmelon, to risa in The misuse of Q-Tips was a problem even in the 23rd century

“Colonal Worf, reporting for duty.

I’m just going to say it right now, you should plead guilty and seek a settlement because I don’t think you’re going to win this.”

aeronmelon, to risa in The misuse of Q-Tips was a problem even in the 23rd century

“Misuse”

You can take my Q-tips from deep within my cold, dead ear canals.

aeronmelon, to risa in A Charlie Q Christmas

Quark turns over a sign

“THE BARTENDER IS IN”

aeronmelon, to risa in A Charlie Q Christmas

“You pulled the football away! Captain Picard never pulled the football away.”

aeronmelon, to lemmyshitpost in Hey, the A.I said it not me.

So, young Bjork and old Daniel Radcliffe.

aeronmelon, to science_memes in What a beauty.

I heard a more snarky version:

“For every safety feature there’s a corpse with an interesting story.”

aeronmelon, to science_memes in What a beauty.

“Why miss, you’re absolutely glowing today!”

aeronmelon, to risa in Still wearing that drab blue thing, I see?

That era where they reused rejected TOS ideas for TNG was a hell of a trip.

aeronmelon, to risa in Still wearing that drab blue thing, I see?

Kirk, leave Lady Gaga alone. She needs to sleep,

aeronmelon, (edited ) to risa in iPadd

Yeah, it’s commonly thought to have something to do with security. Similar to chain of custody for criminal evidence.

Engineering compiles a department report for the captain. The Shift Lead puts the data on a PADD, then gives that PADD to the Chief Engineer. The Chief Engineer signs the data with their command code and notes that it is PADD-1217. That data then becomes locked to that PADD. Someone from Engineering is assigned to take PADD-1217 to the bridge and hand deliver it to the Captain. The Captain receives the PADD, reviews the report, confirms that they are holding PADD-1217, and signs the report with their command code. Someone from Engineering is sent to retrieve the PADD, and re-deliver it to the Chief Engineer. The Chief Engineer confirms the PADD was read and signed by the Captain, confirms it is PADD-1217, and transfers the signed data to the computer core to be logged and archived. The Chief Engineer then confirms all data on the PADD has been transferred and erased, then stores the PADD until it is needed again.

This is why it’s common to see a pile of PADDs on the Captain’s desk. Each department is sending their own secure report on their own PADD.

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