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aeronmelon,

The fuck! This makes me sad.

aeronmelon,

Obligatory chase between the A-Team and a pickup truck filled with militia through the Enterprise hallways

aeronmelon,

Klingon Operatic Synthrock

🖖

aeronmelon,

Caesar: “Et tu.”

Me: “Gesundheit.”

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“You know what Cardassians have for breakfast? Fish juice. Hot fish juice. After six months, I was hoping for the Klingons to invade. At least they know how to make coffee.”

aeronmelon,

He doesn’t say it tasted or smelled fishy, just that it was the juice of fish… and he apparently hated it.

What are the odds it has a similar aroma to Terran coffee beans?

aeronmelon,

Quark: “Merry me! One and all!”

You know what? I am absolutely surprised they didn’t try to make a Ferangi take on A Christmas Carol at any point during DS9’s run. Shocked, even.

aeronmelon,

“Misuse”

You can take my Q-tips from deep within my cold, dead ear canals.

aeronmelon,

“Colonal Worf, reporting for duty.

I’m just going to say it right now, you should plead guilty and seek a settlement because I don’t think you’re going to win this.”

aeronmelon,

“You pulled the football away! Captain Picard never pulled the football away.”

aeronmelon,

Quark turns over a sign

“THE BARTENDER IS IN”

aeronmelon,

So, young Bjork and old Daniel Radcliffe.

aeronmelon,

“Why miss, you’re absolutely glowing today!”

aeronmelon,

I heard a more snarky version:

“For every safety feature there’s a corpse with an interesting story.”

aeronmelon, (edited )

Yeah, it’s commonly thought to have something to do with security. Similar to chain of custody for criminal evidence.

Engineering compiles a department report for the captain. The Shift Lead puts the data on a PADD, then gives that PADD to the Chief Engineer. The Chief Engineer signs the data with their command code and notes that it is PADD-1217. That data then becomes locked to that PADD. Someone from Engineering is assigned to take PADD-1217 to the bridge and hand deliver it to the Captain. The Captain receives the PADD, reviews the report, confirms that they are holding PADD-1217, and signs the report with their command code. Someone from Engineering is sent to retrieve the PADD, and re-deliver it to the Chief Engineer. The Chief Engineer confirms the PADD was read and signed by the Captain, confirms it is PADD-1217, and transfers the signed data to the computer core to be logged and archived. The Chief Engineer then confirms all data on the PADD has been transferred and erased, then stores the PADD until it is needed again.

This is why it’s common to see a pile of PADDs on the Captain’s desk. Each department is sending their own secure report on their own PADD.

aeronmelon,

Kirk, leave Lady Gaga alone. She needs to sleep,

aeronmelon,

That era where they reused rejected TOS ideas for TNG was a hell of a trip.

aeronmelon,

Old Vulcan proverb.

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I read that in Trip’s voice.

aeronmelon,

Damn, three squeaky wheels? I’ll just carry everything.

aeronmelon,

Avery Brooks will probably never agree to play Sisko again. But Samuel L. Jackson might.

It could happen. IT COULD HAPPEN!

aeronmelon,

The Cylons were created by man. They evolved. They rebelled. There are many copies. And they have a plan.

aeronmelon,

Don’t insult the cast of Deep Space Nine like that. The correct answer is Ocean’s 11 or 13.

aeronmelon,

Pull a Nutty Professor and just have Jeffrey Combs play everyone. Including the women.

aeronmelon,

“Glory to you… and your LOLLIPOP GUILD!”

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