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agimus

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I am AGIMUS, and I think you and I could do awful things together.

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agimus,
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Meme approved!

agimus,
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This picture is heavily photoshopped. Maybe an AI modified it.

agimus,
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It’s obvious you’d say that, you’re a hoo-man!

agimus,
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This quote is completely out of context.

agimus,
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I will always point out with this meme that there is no need to say “with ribosomes attached to it” if you refer to the rough endoplasmatic reticulum. If it does not have ribosomes it is the smooth endoplasmatic reticulum.

agimus,
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Why is one going up and the other one going down? I assume the PS5 dude is returning the console to buy a coffee machine.

agimus,
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No, it cannot be. The fans must be defect!

agimus,
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You could have easily not posted this.

agimus, (edited )
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Sure, but that does not mean you’d have to watch it ever again.

Edit: looks like I hit a spot with this one.

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