Cats are disgusting. They’d never get away with this if they weren’t so damn cute. It’s like good looking women in bars, they shit on the dancefloor and everyone just thinks it’s sexy.
I go out of my way to tip extra when they don’t approach me at all and just let me eat my damn meal in peace.
Also, if they think they’re going to get a polite lie about what I think about the food, the establishment, and the service, they are about to be sorely disappointed. Don’t ask me if you aren’t prepared for the raw truth.
I have people asking me to help them install linux all the time. I am glad, in theory, but sad, in the practicality of having to work for free on my spare time.
We are pack hunters. That’s what makes the difference. Cooperation and communication. No amount of running far will ever come close to compete with the power of making plans and communicating them to others.
Yeah, also don’t fuck with camels. Like, if you can’t already see how they loathe your existence, and then aggravate them, you have only yourself to blame down the road.