bionicjoey

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bionicjoey, (edited )

Santa isn’t omniscient. He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. We can infer from this phrasing that he can’t see you when you’re awake. He also knows if you’ve been bad or good but that information isn’t as specific.

bionicjoey,

That’s like saying you’re too lazy to put on a condom

bionicjoey, (edited )

Just rawdoggin’ it

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