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crystalmerchant, 8 months ago to memes in We did it? What “was” covid
What “was” covid
crystalmerchant, 10 months ago to memes in I'm booked! nice Grinch joke
nice Grinch joke
crystalmerchant, 9 months ago to asklemmy in Mayo, mustard or ketchup? Wisely
Wisely
crystalmerchant, 8 months ago to asklemmy in If the human body didn't heal itself, how'd you be doing rn? Everyone in the world is dead next question
Everyone in the world is dead next question
crystalmerchant, 9 months ago to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to. DeWalt gang rise up
DeWalt gang rise up
crystalmerchant, 8 months ago to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW! That’s a big ass bucket
That’s a big ass bucket
crystalmerchant, 8 months ago to asklemmy in What are the facts you remember for no specific reason If this is true, then 97.5 million cm = ~600 miles. Or, 0.25% of the distance to the moon…a small difference.
If this is true, then 97.5 million cm = ~600 miles. Or, 0.25% of the distance to the moon…a small difference.
crystalmerchant, 8 months ago to comicstrips in No escape What about the foot puller thingy
What about the foot puller thingy
crystalmerchant, 8 months ago to asklemmy in What are the facts you remember for no specific reason I don’t like you
I don’t like you
crystalmerchant, 9 months ago to memes in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too) North Korea has a subway system?
North Korea has a subway system?
crystalmerchant, 9 months ago to memes in Recursive authentication Lmaooo this just happened to me the other day. Drove me nuts
Lmaooo this just happened to me the other day. Drove me nuts
crystalmerchant, 10 months ago to memes in Black Friday the smoker has an app? Who gives a shit about a smoker for an app…
the smoker has an app? Who gives a shit about a smoker for an app…
crystalmerchant, 8 months ago (edited 1 month ago) to lemmyshitpost in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults. I am exmormon and I see my bitch SIL in this comment and I don’t like it one leetle bit. And guess which family is planning next year’s family reunion? And guess where they’re going to have it?
I am exmormon and I see my bitch SIL in this comment and I don’t like it one leetle bit.
And guess which family is planning next year’s family reunion? And guess where they’re going to have it?
crystalmerchant, 8 months ago to lemmyshitpost in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults. I don’t get it pls halp
I don’t get it pls halp
crystalmerchant, 8 months ago to lemmyshitpost in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults. Oh, I get it!* *No I don’t
Oh, I get it!*
*No I don’t