darth_helmet

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darth_helmet,

This feels like a pretty tame way to use unlimited freecast, honestly. By the time you have everything you need, there are only a few fights left that it’s worth using on, as well.

darth_helmet,

On mobile you have to remind it that you don’t want to use the fucking app, and also that you don’t want to fucking log in with your Google account, and yes really I don’t want to use the fucking app, and no I don’t want you to use cookies, and no I don’t care if the app experience is better and also no, thank you, I don’t want to log in

darth_helmet,

Have you ever had a gas bubble in your gut that shifted and now you feel fine?

darth_helmet,

We didn’t need any more supporting data to cement “cleaning out the holodecks” as the worst job in starfleet

darth_helmet,

It’s a job in Lower Decks which I think makes it canon.

That being said, it would be hilarious if holodecks can be self-cleaning but they still make ensigns do it anyway to “build character”

darth_helmet,

What’s ignoble about this simple tailor?

darth_helmet,

I assume the federation has a treatment that makes your mouth inhospitable to cavity-causing bacteria

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