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don, to memes in The joys of parenthood

You could just cash ‘em outside, how bow da?

don, to lemmyshitpost in Just breaking up the star trek monopoly

Our monopoly isn’t getting broken up any time soon. Warsies can cope.

don, to comicstrips in SSB is a little messed up, when you think about it. [Safely Endangered]

Striking Vipers, for the curious.

don, to memes in What a feeling

I have long silver hair and have been complimented by two dudes quite younger than me. I returned the compliment, it was nice.

don, (edited ) to risa in Santa Cardassian

You’re absolutely correct, Garek, it’s a truly absurd fairy tale, by any measure. On a completely unrelated subject, may I introduce you to your lord and savior Jesus Christ?

don, to lemmyshitpost in Too Damn High...

So fuckin high you may as well be in another multiverse

don, to memes in Ha got eem

YA DUN GOOFED

don, to lemmyshitpost in The logic is absolutely without flaw

They do, homie, they fuckin do. Errrrrrbody in this section smokin that pro-moon flav-r-ade tho. you can’t trust no one bro

don, to asklemmy in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.

No sorrow accepted, friend!

If your scenario posits that you are excepted from the effects of time throughout the universe halting, then what you posit would seem to be true, relative to that scenario. And it is interesting. In mine, the time stopper is part of the universe they’re in, and the instant they stop time, they too are frozen along with the rest of the 10^80 particles.

I’m just going all in for the scenario of “I’m gonna stop time and do all kinds of shit, or maybe just take a nap. Here… we… go—“

[ETERNALLY FROZEN UNIVERSE]

don, to asklemmy in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.

Time is a measurement of change, and is inextricably linked to space, so stopping time stops change of any kind. You wouldn’t be able to move even so little as a falling speck of dust from its (now) absolute position in space. You wouldn’t be able to move, and consequently even breathe, since your diaphragm has to change position for respiration to happen (nevermind the fact that matter can no longer be moved anyway, so air is now fixed in place.) Stopping time stops you, completely.

But since we’re talking about imaginary powers, if I could stop time, I wouldn’t even bother with anything in this multiverse, I’d just walk over to explore a different one a few trillion multiverses away. After all, I’d get there in no time.

don, to lemmyshitpost in No excuses

pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop

don, to lemmyshitpost in Onions are a violation of the terms of service.

Gotta be the onions, no one gives a fuck about fuck.

don, to science_memes in Corvids...

Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, he would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

don, to science_memes in Corvids...

Post a tweet asking wtf you’re supposed to do w that information obviously

don, to memes in Apple being... Apple!

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