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dystop, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What's the hottest and coldest temperature you've ever been in? hey you’re the guy who didn’t shit for 3 days! how was the sex party?
hey you’re the guy who didn’t shit for 3 days! how was the sex party?
dystop, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What's the hottest and coldest temperature you've ever been in? Coldest was about -45°C jesus where was this, the arctic?
Coldest was about -45°C
jesus where was this, the arctic?
dystop, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What butterfly effect have you personally witnessed? plot twist: she was stalking you all along
plot twist: she was stalking you all along
dystop, 1 year ago to asklemmy in Who is the third faction in the leaked Google memo about AI? /thread lol
/thread lol
dystop, 1 year ago to maliciouscompliance in "Unless the house is on fire or you are hurt, do not interrupt me on the phone!" Cute, and I’m glad you and your dad had such a good relationship that he took it well!
Cute, and I’m glad you and your dad had such a good relationship that he took it well!
dystop, 1 year ago to asklemmy in People who work in food service or customer service: What’s the dumbest thing a customer ever insisted was “the law” or “illegal”? some people think that “the customer is always right” isn’t the slogan of a long-dead department store, but rather it’s an actual call the cops law wat
some people think that “the customer is always right” isn’t the slogan of a long-dead department store, but rather it’s an actual call the cops law
wat
dystop, 1 year ago to asklemmy in Rule Rule 34
Rule 34
dystop, 1 year ago to maliciouscompliance in Do not Think! You were providing feedback for free and they didn’t like that? That’s so weird.
You were providing feedback for free and they didn’t like that? That’s so weird.
dystop, 1 year ago to maliciouscompliance in Don't follow the manual, follow what I say! You manager forgot the most important rule: when your employee actually knows what they are doing, LET THEM DO THEIR JOB.
You manager forgot the most important rule: when your employee actually knows what they are doing, LET THEM DO THEIR JOB.
dystop, 1 year ago to maliciouscompliance in You can’t be behind the counter while the register is running on the computer Hahahaha! Never get between a kid and their entertainment lol
Hahahaha! Never get between a kid and their entertainment lol
dystop, 1 year ago to maliciouscompliance in [META] 17k subscribers - welcome! New mod team, and reminder about rules/navigating the fediverse Happy to hear that you’re enjoying it!
Happy to hear that you’re enjoying it!
dystop, 1 year ago to maliciouscompliance in Can't sell water? Ok, here's some free water with your peanut purchase In my city a food truck can’t park within view or 100ft of a restaurant. Doesn’t that mean literally no food trucks along Main Street or wherever all the shops are?
In my city a food truck can’t park within view or 100ft of a restaurant.
Doesn’t that mean literally no food trucks along Main Street or wherever all the shops are?
dystop, 1 year ago to maliciouscompliance in [META] 2.8k subscribers - welcome! Updates, Rules and Navigating the Fediverse You’re welcome, hope you like it in the lemmyverse!
You’re welcome, hope you like it in the lemmyverse!
dystop, 1 year ago to maliciouscompliance in [REPOST] Won't Let Me Go To Jury Duty? Enjoy Being Questioned In Court Did you ever find out why?
Did you ever find out why?
dystop, 1 year ago to maliciouscompliance in [REPOST] Won't Let Me Go To Jury Duty? Enjoy Being Questioned In Court Is that legal?
Is that legal?