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dystop, to maliciouscompliance in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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Some places don't let you install your own software, you're lucky!

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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There used to be an app called Caffeine which, if I remember correctly, would trigger the F13 key, which is coded into the kayboard standard but rarely exists on keyboards (and hence acts as a de facto "null" key).

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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have you considered a mouse jiggler? :)

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how
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Definitely allowed. For now, anything that fits in the spirit of malicious compliance is fair game, it doesn't have to be text only too.

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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Some places block .exes now so that doesn't always work.

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in How to close down Production 101
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Automation brings speed and consistency, but there’s a significant difference between consistency and accuracy.

I deal with automation vs manual input a fair bit also, this is really accurate.

As a rule of thumb, when one or two cases go wrong, it's usually human error. If hundreds of cases go wrong at once, it's probably automation run amok.

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in You really need to think about what is more important...
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dude your storytelling style is ace!

hats off to Chad.

Wheatley wanted everyone to know that he had this doctorate, as evidenced by his insistence in correcting any employee who did not address him as “Dr. Wheatley”. He will be henceforth referred to in this post as Mr. Wheatley.

This made me chuckle.

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in Admin work matters!
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We were disqualified due to my automations because they considered them cheating.

What the hell? I've never heard of anyone being scolded for being more productive.

I guess everyone in your office must write everything out on parchment and quill then.

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in How to close down Production 101
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"the person who has been working here for a long time must be wrong, it can't ever be the automated system!" - said no sane human being ever.

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in [REPOST] You want me to only do what you've assigned me and not help anyone else? Okay then.
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not all stories have a happy ending, but this one did!

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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you can always make a manual one and have a separate gadget moving your mouse physically. that can't be detected.

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in [REPOST] Customer had a "reservation" for the 4th floor at a 3-storey hotel so I took her to the roof
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some places have "0" for the lobby too!

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in [REPOST] Malicious software code review
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You'll never find out!

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in [REPOST] Get rid of my vacation? Have fun replacing me.
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Laughs in MBA

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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That's actually pretty smart!

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