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Definitely allowed. For now, anything that fits in the spirit of malicious compliance is fair game, it doesn't have to be text only too.

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dude your storytelling style is ace!

hats off to Chad.

Wheatley wanted everyone to know that he had this doctorate, as evidenced by his insistence in correcting any employee who did not address him as “Dr. Wheatley”. He will be henceforth referred to in this post as Mr. Wheatley.

This made me chuckle.

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We were disqualified due to my automations because they considered them cheating.

What the hell? I've never heard of anyone being scolded for being more productive.

I guess everyone in your office must write everything out on parchment and quill then.

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"the person who has been working here for a long time must be wrong, it can't ever be the automated system!" - said no sane human being ever.

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Automation brings speed and consistency, but there’s a significant difference between consistency and accuracy.

I deal with automation vs manual input a fair bit also, this is really accurate.

As a rule of thumb, when one or two cases go wrong, it's usually human error. If hundreds of cases go wrong at once, it's probably automation run amok.

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angry eye twitch

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as long as you have good bosses who don't see time-in-chair as a metric of performance...

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I think the standard trick is to use the "Away" status permanently, so it'll never switch you to Idle!

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but the chatter makes you "productive"! ...somehow

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That's actually pretty smart!

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you can always make a manual one and have a separate gadget moving your mouse physically. that can't be detected.

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Some places block .exes now so that doesn't always work.

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have you considered a mouse jiggler? :)

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some places have "0" for the lobby too!

[REPOST] You might like to back up that decision...

[REPOST] Years ago, I was the CTO of a software company that was perhaps the worst run company I've ever seen. It was run by a "chairman" who used to be a flight engineer, and who had no experience at all in the software industry. One day, in his expansive wisdom, Mr. Chairman decided that we were going to give his friend (a...

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given their reaction, i'm sure that was it.

"DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I SPENT CURATING ALL THIS - er, nevermind"

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you could say they were... what's the term? maliciously complying?

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just out of curiosity, how did you end up on that server? It's not one of the common ones. Was that created out of a specific subreddit?

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not all stories have a happy ending, but this one did!

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