"Don't you dare put one foot out of the house!" OK! (static.boredpanda.com)
No bicycles/skates? Fine. (i.imgur.com)
ULPT: To eavesdrop on people around you, put in your earbuds/headphones and pretend to listen to music, but don't actually play any music.
If you bop your head a little, they’ll assume you’re listening to music and speak more freely.
/r/horny complies with forced reopening of the sub, now accepting all Christian minecraft content (mostly horned goats for now) (www.businessinsider.com)
Here's the mod post:...
Follow the expense policy to the letter, he said.
I've been lurking on the reddit sub for many years, but I finally have a story I'm excited to tell!...