feedum_sneedson

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feedum_sneedson,

Murmurs

feedum_sneedson,

Never too late to start looking after your health mate.

feedum_sneedson,

I’m bald.

feedum_sneedson,

it goes in somebody’s bumhole

feedum_sneedson,

a fool and his money

feedum_sneedson,

I did have to become a “muscle hunk”, actually.

feedum_sneedson,

The knocker-upper knocker-upper, I’m not joking.

feedum_sneedson,

That could well be where I heard it!

feedum_sneedson,

I remember, yes that’s the one.

feedum_sneedson,

Fuck you, I’m never giving it back

feedum_sneedson,

Beta 58

feedum_sneedson,

I got 5% on my ISA twenty years ago, and it really did feel like getting free money. Now my savings are depreciating so quickly I feel like I’d be better off spending it all. Not that it’s very much.

feedum_sneedson,

Keyed and Peeled

feedum_sneedson,

Dee, that’s weird even for you.

feedum_sneedson,

It speaks for itself, honestly.

feedum_sneedson, (edited )

That’s crème brûlée, though.

feedum_sneedson,

That’s a crème caramel, though.

feedum_sneedson,

It’s an ugly species, but I quite like them. Are they the plated ones?

feedum_sneedson,

MDMA

feedum_sneedson, (edited )

I watched his stand up, it was weird how unfunny it was and how people were laughing anyway. I think maybe he thinks he’s really funny and people have just been going along with it, or something?

feedum_sneedson,

Yes, in principle but it’s all in the delivery isn’t it.

feedum_sneedson,

JEEF

feedum_sneedson,

no need to be homophobic

feedum_sneedson,

I love Thai food

feedum_sneedson,

Oh, cum like orgasm (verb) or semen (noun)? That’s a very clever bit of wordplay.

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