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flerp,

I used to play a high level monk and had, I don’t even remember now, but something like 20-30 attacks per turn. Rolling for all that was bad enough. If you were playing with actual dice rolling 120d4 would give everyone else a chance to go to the store every time you took a turn.

flerp,

At least they get invited to them. You have to be real sad and lonely to act like you do.

flerp,

Reject apple. Return to Star Trek TOS communicators

flerp,

The way they put the string on top of their head means they’re a bad person because it’s different from how the commenter puts their head string, obviously.

flerp,

Is that actually a thing people do? I am so far out of the loop I haven’t heard of it either on tv or irl

flerp,

You have to insult people who have different head string and body fabric than you do. How else can you feel validated about your choice of head string and body fabric??

flerp,

Leave some empty so you can jack up the prices on the others. You have to hire less staff and have less expenses and still make more overall.

flerp,

Because they’re a science research lab not a computer programming lab? Maybe I’m misunderstanding what you’re saying but they’re not the right people, nor in the right situation to be solving this problem.

flerp,

Unless you have an actual need to write a lot of 7s in a row and then rush off and actually do something you otherwise wouldn’t have been able to accomplish had you omitted them, you can’t claim that as usefully saved time. The tiny fractions of time by themselves aren’t enough to do anything on their own therefore the total amount of things you have accomplished in your life would be the same whether you added the lines or not.

flerp,

Ah this brings back the memories of the race to close pop-ups as you can hear your parents coming home. For every one you close, three pop up to take it’s place. You can hear the key in the lock. Sweat pouring down your face you finally do it, you hit the last X and nothing new pops up. You have defeated the pop-ups… this time.

flerp,

I’m sure I’ll get shredded for this, but I keep my passwords in a notebook. Every once in a while I go through and change them all into other random nonsense and reorganize to keep it neat. I am a bit of a notebook fanatic and a have a whole shelf full of them. If someone ever broke into my house there’s no way they’re going through all of them to find anything like that. If the house burned down, maybe a bit of a problem, but as long as I have my phone I can get my email back, and between my phone and email I can get any of the important ones back as well.

If I had corporate or government secrets and was the target of espionage I’d probably rethink, but the danger of anything is so minuscule.

flerp,

What wakes you up? -Can’t wake up.

No I mean what excites you? -Ancient song lyrics

flerp,

Jokes on the US government, that’s the only way I consume my media! I would be singing along until my captors showed signs of significant mental impairment.

flerp,

I got 2632… for some reason uploading a 9kb jpg and it says it is too large… wtf…

But yeah, this game is awesome, thanks! The feeling of about to die and then boom, first watermelon ever is pretty amazing!

flerp,

I didn’t understand the comic until I read your comment. I guess I’m too deep into the weird to understand that normal people don’t understand/do the collar thing and thought the animal was like a dinner sacrifice or something. Very confused until I read your comment.

flerp,

There should be one specific place where advertisements are allowed and contained. If you need X, go to the X page on the one place for advertising and check out your options. No more shoving things people don’t need down their throats. Make people seek out the things they need rather than be convinced they need what they don’t.

flerp,

The other name for the boomer generation is the “me” generation. because after the depression their parents had money again and gave them everything they wanted creating a generation of incredibly selfish people. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Me_generation

flerp,

It’s relatively cheap for their masters, but they won’t buck the leash that got them into their position

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