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forty2, to asklemmy in What sub Lemmy's should we all check out?
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forty2, to asklemmy in You have a magic pill, which de-ages you by 20 years. You can take it once in your life only, so long as you are at least 20. What age — past, current or future — do you reckon is best to take it?
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I turned 44 just the other day; honestly, without a doubt I’d have taken the pill the day before my 21st birthday. One big do-over and minimal responsibilities to manage after the de-aging.

  • ✔️ Someone taking care of me 24/7 for a period measured in years?
  • ✔️ School? What a joke. Ace everything, be a social and intellectual prodigy?
  • ✔️ No bills, no responsibilities?
  • ✔️ Boundless energy and Wolverine-like healing?
  • ✔️ One set of friends in their 40s with life and professional advice/connections for you as you turn 21; and another set of friends your own age bursting with enthusiasm, ideas, and a gleam in their eye?

Like, I’m not seeing a downside to this over here…

forty2, to asklemmy in Have you ever learned anything on the spot?
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That if I touch myself down there I feel funny. Haven’t stopped since

forty2, (edited ) to asklemmy in What gifts that you received for Christmas this year are already in the trash?
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Can confirm. That sparkly styrofoam stuff became a huge mess approximately 5min after opening.

Kudos to your foresight, and congratulations for the free time you saved by not cleaning up this pink and purple bullshit

forty2, to asklemmy in What sub Lemmy's should we all check out?
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Thanks for the kind words!

forty2, to asklemmy in You have a magic pill, which de-ages you by 20 years. You can take it once in your life only, so long as you are at least 20. What age — past, current or future — do you reckon is best to take it?
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They’re from another instance whose clock is set wrong

forty2, to asklemmy in You have a magic pill, which de-ages you by 20 years. You can take it once in your life only, so long as you are at least 20. What age — past, current or future — do you reckon is best to take it?
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forty2, to asklemmy in You have a magic pill, which de-ages you by 20 years. You can take it once in your life only, so long as you are at least 20. What age — past, current or future — do you reckon is best to take it?
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forty2, to lemmyshitpost in Here's your horoscope.
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Gemini - your FBI agent goes to therapy because of you

Hahahahaha

forty2, (edited ) to asklemmy in What could my upstairs neighbor possibly be doing to make this much noise?
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I love this game! I used to play it all the time back in the day…

  • maybe they’re holding a sumo wrestler training camp?
  • or possibly training for the hobbyhorse championships?
  • they could be amateur wine makers and they’re stomping grapes?
  • they might just be working on their sweet parkour moves?
  • it’s possible that they’re working on their MMA game?
  • slim odds, but they may be anthropophobic and love a good game of bocce?
  • they’re perpetually stuck on the P90X plyometrics workout?
  • you live below Kriss Kross and they’re reliving the glory days?

Edit: in all honesty, some people have just never learned the toe->heel method of walking so they clod around like horses

forty2, to asklemmy in Eco friendly spray adhesive and fake snow powder? Or something else that can be easily found in our little city?
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White glue and baking soda, you may need a decent amount to spread around. If you glue down some cotton balls below, you can simulate little mounds of snow when you spread the glue+baking soda mix on top

forty2, to asklemmy in What gifts that you received for Christmas this year are already in the trash?
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Congratulations! …about the newborn, not the amount of poop (though that’s also a good sign!)

forty2, to asklemmy in What gifts that you received for Christmas this year are already in the trash?
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I refuse to utter the word and summon more to my home (also shyguyblue got you covered)

My baby sister bought this for my kids, she’s awesome and they love their aunt. She’s fully entitled to the comeuppance she’s dishing out 😅

forty2, to asklemmy in What gifts that you received for Christmas this year are already in the trash?
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Of the mess, no. But here’s a pic of Satan’s abomination…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/99d383bc-4f66-49e2-bdae-f98f013cec7c.jpeg

It’s basically tiny styrofoam balls that stick together, I think it’s mostly static electricity holding it together. Once you open the package, and start manipulating the biodiversity hazard, it leaves little pieces of itself everywhere.

Much like herpes, and just as welcome. In my case, Satan was feeling extra cute so there was glitter mixed into the packaged santorum.

It’s now day 6 after opening and I guarantee I’ll find little purple and pink assholes around my house

forty2, to asklemmy in Mayo, mustard or ketchup?
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Same boat/canoe here…can’t find a Hardees in my corner of Canada. Growing it is an interesting idea, I might just follow suit!

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