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funkless_eck, to memes in Minmaxxing

this is also true in real life.

funkless_eck, to memes in sErVe aNd pRoFeCt

Tell that to Danquirs Napoleon Franklin, Daniel Shaver, Philip Braiseford, Eddie Irizarri…

funkless_eck, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

Floating toilet heads flirt as a method of stealing your food, which only happens in Ohio as thats where a lot of cryptids are supposed to come from, and also have voluptuous posteriors, an ultra-capitalist competitive outlook, and I am so confident this is the truth I will mock your relative performance to mine as inadequate and, finally, a dog joins in as a non sequitur because humans are doing it and using synecdoche I am implying you are also just a sheep.

You can call me Baby Gronk Rizz King, Livvy Just Rizzed Him Up

I am fucking 40 years old by the way.

funkless_eck, to memes in Deep

This is why I only get with ladies who like men that are the spitting image of Edgar Allen Poe. Never leave em disappointed.

funkless_eck, to memes in Toughest Choice

pay people enough to be able to first

funkless_eck, to memes in Surprised Pikachu

“rolling laughter” is a technique you have to learn as a live performer for a reason. TV shows at the time had to bridge the gap as the 80s/90s invention of stand up as an art form set the tone for how comedy should be.

It’s not that it was always bad, it’s just that culture changed. Same as how a Jacobite audient would find it real weird we watch theatre inside(!), sitting down(!!) and not talking during the show(!!!).

funkless_eck, to memes in Fedposting

most impacts don’t happen at full speed. you’re not taking into account reaction times and braking distances at different speeds.

funkless_eck, to privacy in 2024 mustang extensive invasions of privacy

not watched the video but George Orwell wasn’t writing in favor of surveillance, nor was he a character in 1984.

funkless_eck, to science_memes in What does a PhD mean?

whereas I , with my bachelors degree in clowning, have been head hunted for my last two corporate jobs.

funkless_eck, to comicstrips in Strange times...

hmm I do like being silly

funkless_eck, to memes in It's my first day, how bad can it be?

it’s just a prank bro. just a bit of light terrorism

funkless_eck, to memes in Everytime

I’m not saying you’re lying I’m saying that in the majority of cases, bullying isn’t solved by kicking a random kid in the groin.

in some cases it might actually make things worse, as people might be out for revenge, or cause you to become a social pariah, or even get into trouble with the police.

funkless_eck, to memes in The Challenge

for chopped you probably just blend raspberries red wine vinegar mustard and olive oil. 15 seconds might be a bit less smooth.

if you’re being cheffy add shallots and strain through muslin.

funkless_eck, to memes in Everytime

real life don’t always go like that though. Hard to fight back when three guys hold you down and punch you in the diaphragm. I was 11, they were 14.

Sometimes it’s better just to stay alive and unharmed, even if it means you’re afraid.

funkless_eck, to memes in something to look forward to?

Barbara is dead from cancer my gout is back

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