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In our neighbourhood it was customary to celebrate Christmas on the open balcony of one of the high-rises. Children would climb to the highest floor and set off fireworks from the balcony. The railing was high, but the danger was still present.

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I saw a show on the Discovery Channel about a dude with a synthol in his hands. Point is, dude could have died from that shit. He’s a very lucky man. This man was one of the few in whose body the synthol had taken root and would not cause any further effects.
The doctor said that extracting the synthol is a complicated process.

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Birds poop on people, but who shit on a birds?

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