gibmiser

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gibmiser,

Think about that GDP doe. Mmmmmmm

gibmiser,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7953bffd-9c2e-454d-abad-98ecff8291db.jpeg

gibmiser,

Additionally, my understanding is that a lot of the cleaning done by washing your hands is mechanical, and using a paper towel with a slightly rough and absorbent surface scrapes off all the stuff that has been loosened by washing with soap and water.

gibmiser,

Aaaand I thanked him for the opportunity!

gibmiser, (edited )

Ever since the tree bloomed in the year 0, now known as the awakening, fear of death has lost its power. The world has changed, ever since the tree started bearing its fruit - strange pods containing the repaired and revitalized bodies of the recently deceased.

While the pain of death remains, the permanence is gone. Adventurers and thrill seekers run amok with diminished consequences. Further, aging and illness is now merely an inconvenience, with reanimation the solution.

33 years have passed. Fear of death has become an old world superstition among the remaining “firsters”; the slur used by the reanimated to mock those who still cling fearfully to their first lives.

Scattered groups of people have been researching the tree and the reborn citizens since year 0 with growing discomfort. Without death, the population is booming and expanding rapidly. Gradually the population of “firsters” is dwindling. You belong to one such group of firsters. Is your fear justified? Or are you a part of a dying age, afraid to let go of the old ways…

*religion formed around the tree *massive palace at its base and deep into its roots serves as religious headquarters and barracks for defenders of the tree. *coming of age death ritual for children who have not died by age 16 *DM needs to make sure at least 1 party member is reborn during their quest

gibmiser,

They don’t want you to know it works, but I’ve been microdosing lava for years now. Now everything tastes the same and I can fly.

gibmiser,

Steamboat Willy in “Steamboat Willy Recites Racist Quotes from Walt Disney”

gibmiser,

1 egg per week? My wife would riot

gibmiser,

Grab the middle and pull it through the center

gibmiser,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8fb440b3-7f84-4029-b54e-c713079a47f3.jpeg

gibmiser,

Slowly burning to death and asphyxiation is not bad enough, they want you to breathe in septic gas, choke and vomit first.

gibmiser, (edited )

One Reindeer to lead them all, One Reindeer to guide them, One Reindeer to bring them all, and in the darkness blind them.

gibmiser,

The caveat is that it has to be easy for people to find it and buy it without jumping through hoops. If you gotta jump through hoops just to buy it, you might as well jump through hoops and get it for free.

gibmiser, (edited )

You think that feels good? Wait until the end of Don’t Dump December and you push that baby out.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4c192996-5c8e-4ee9-8bb0-846dab78e08f.jpeg

gibmiser,

I’m rooting for the orcas. Can’t blame them.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4f81e4b9-bbbc-4fa7-80c6-3313b09b4a4c.jpeg

gibmiser,

Well, the guy is going to blow his toe off, but he is gonna say “Gat dang flies! Good thing I got 9 more.” And load another shell.

gibmiser,

That’s awesome. Both in the funny way, and that they were able to push through the emotions that come with those sorts of conflicts and finish their work. Good for them.

gibmiser,

Blue Jays would definitely commit armed robbery if they could.

gibmiser,

Welp, hakunna mattatta!

gibmiser,

I have been enlightened.

gibmiser,

I’m a little worried about that guys leg in panel 3. Gonna need some medical attention.

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