gibmiser

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gibmiser,

If you’re happy and you know it…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e142fd5a-a1f0-456f-b507-4fbf1e142178.jpeg

gibmiser,

1 egg per week? My wife would riot

gibmiser,

When you want to spice up your sex life by having sex in new places

gibmiser,

Just try to keep the cayanne powder out of your coochie.

gibmiser,

No, it’s just a different, less important group of friends

gibmiser,

Grab the middle and pull it through the center

gibmiser,

Jicasso?

gibmiser,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7aa84546-904c-4a21-839f-ed29784ab669.jpeg

gibmiser,

Yeah a few found a cache of snorkeling gear and a wallet

gibmiser,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8fb440b3-7f84-4029-b54e-c713079a47f3.jpeg

gibmiser,

I dunno, look at that fork, it’s gotta be hot, shits like a limp noodle.

gibmiser,

Slowly burning to death and asphyxiation is not bad enough, they want you to breathe in septic gas, choke and vomit first.

gibmiser,

To me 911 signified a change in the world. My awareness of global politics got supercharged, and the world seemed to turn into shit all of the sudden

gibmiser, (edited )

One Reindeer to lead them all, One Reindeer to guide them, One Reindeer to bring them all, and in the darkness blind them.

gibmiser,

Crabs is too animated to be Data.

Patrick = Riker Spongebob = Picard Squidward = Data

gibmiser,

The caveat is that it has to be easy for people to find it and buy it without jumping through hoops. If you gotta jump through hoops just to buy it, you might as well jump through hoops and get it for free.

gibmiser,

Those poor entities!

gibmiser,

I think Pac Man had the most compelling redemption arc of all fiction.

gibmiser,

Considering how sharp broken porcelain is, and the lack of visible blood, I’d say Noone was sitting on it at time of destruction.

gibmiser, (edited )

You think that feels good? Wait until the end of Don’t Dump December and you push that baby out.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4c192996-5c8e-4ee9-8bb0-846dab78e08f.jpeg

gibmiser,

Body armor, jeep, night vision goggles and silenced hand gun.

Each of those are the hardest to obtain of the options except the jeep.

Start with the jeep and put on body armor. If it’s night travel with lights off and use night vision goggles.

Everything else is stuff you can find later easily with a few unimportant exceptions.

gibmiser,

I’m rooting for the orcas. Can’t blame them.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4f81e4b9-bbbc-4fa7-80c6-3313b09b4a4c.jpeg

gibmiser,

I gotcha fam. I got a block of cheddar cheese spiked with fentanyl with your name on it.

gibmiser,

What’s funny is I thought I came up with it then Googled it and, of course someone else had already done it.

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