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grabyourmotherskeys, to comicstrips in "Pineapple Pizza" by Salo_Comic

Sweet with salty is hardly an anomaly in the culinary world. Salted caramel anyone? Ham glazed with honey anyone? Basalmic glaze over tomatoes anyone?

I’ve never understood why people get so worked up over this combo. It’s totally rational and, for many, subjectively delicious (which is, like you say, all that matters).

No one freaks out when people order food with cilantro even though it literally tastes like soap to some people. They just say “cilantro is not for me, tastes like soap” and get back to their burger or whatever.

grabyourmotherskeys, to asklemmy in People who work in food service or customer service: What’s the dumbest thing a customer ever insisted was “the law” or “illegal”?

Takes the drink away and hands you a gun and car keys.

grabyourmotherskeys, (edited ) to memes in The call of the void is irresistible to toddlers

My nephew based his life on Dennis the Menace. I was cooking a family and got called out of the kitchen where I was working alone.

Two minutes later I come back in to find this kid (maybe 5?) waving my razor sharp french knife around.

I very carefully removed it from his grasp and when I wasn’t using it I put it under a towel at the back of the counter. Told his parents to watch him.

Later he’s got it again and a steak knife.

I take all the blades, put them in a box, and put them way up high.

Come back later and he’s got a chair against the counter, a box on the counter, and he’s heading back up the chair with more of mother’s cookbooks to pile up to stand on…

Some kids are a little more extreme.

Edit: cooking a family feast, not a family (see first paragraph).

grabyourmotherskeys, to upliftingnews in Dying woman’s last wish: to pay off others’ medical debt – $15m worth

Join us in Alberta, we’re dismantling it now!

Note: I am not a fan of the dismantling.

grabyourmotherskeys, to comicstrips in "Autocomplete" by Zach Weinersmith

Your mother smells of elderberries.

grabyourmotherskeys, to thefarside in 16 December 2023

Perfect

grabyourmotherskeys, to comicstrips in ‘NORMALITY’ [OC]

Anyone who has ever been in a long term psych ward as a visitor or patient (where I come from anyway) would not want to go there for any reason. Half those guys don’t even know how to play cribbage.

grabyourmotherskeys, to upliftingnews in Giant kites could pull ships across the ocean – and slash their carbon emissions

It goes to eleven (knots).

grabyourmotherskeys, to thefarside in 26 December 2023

The joke, IMO, is that no matter how crazy a social norm is, violating it causes us to feel shame and embarrassment. Comedy = tragedy + time. By taking the absurdity of the social norm to an extreme, the shame is all that is left to relate to unless you also love porcupines like I do and regularly hang out with other porcupine enthusiasts.

grabyourmotherskeys, to comicstrips in A question to God

Sure, God could just make more money appear but think of the effect on the economy. His son completely disrupted the loaves and fishes business that time and look what they did to him.

grabyourmotherskeys, to upliftingnews in US student, 14, wins award for developing soap to treat skin cancer

When I was 14, I was not helping to cure cancer. My science fair project was about salt raising the boiling point of water. :) I’ll give him props but you’re right.

grabyourmotherskeys, to memes in I cut out AvocadoToast™ and now I'm a millionaire.

I’m just very excited about all the massive asteroids that keep near missing us. Talk about exciting!

grabyourmotherskeys, to asklemmy in What goes good with American Cheese?

Mix it into scrambled eggs.

If you have given up on life for the day and just need some Kraft Dinner while you watch your stories, melt a couple slices in.

It’s recommend that you do the eggs a couple times a week and the KD a couple times a quarter.

grabyourmotherskeys, to asklemmy in Downvotes = “I disagree” or “this is bad and you should feel bad”?

Yes, it really bugs me when I get downvotes but not one single comment articulating what they are not liking or what they disagree with. I could not care less about the score, I’m here for discussion and also debate. I often find when I ask “why the downvotes” it’s because people misinterpreted what I wrote (my fault, I need to be clear) or I used info they didn’t have (something I know because of an area of interest that I think it’s common knowledge in that group). Both can “fixed” by discussion.

grabyourmotherskeys, (edited ) to memes in You can tell she's very impressed.

Her dreams stay with her

Like a lover’s voice fires the mountainside

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