gregorum

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gregorum, (edited )

lol, I’m a weird relative. I’m the crazy uncle showing up after 16 years away who’s gonna freak a bunch of nieces, nephews, and step-siblings out. And you’re damned right I’ll be drunk, stoned, and by badass, gay, NYC self with my uptight Florida family.

Let the good times roll!

Edit: I was upstaged by my brother’s in-laws from china who don’t speak a word of English. How do ya like that? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Whatever. My brother and his wife were there to translate. They were delightful, and everyone had a wonderful time!

gregorum,

“Tom Sawyer?”

“No, YYZ. How do you even confuse those two?”

gregorum, (edited )

“It’s pronounced ‘Y-Y-Zed’, you philistine!”

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