Comments

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

hansl, to risa in One thing the fandoms can agree on.

Star Wars is samurai movies with a skin on it. The whole thing is borrowed, in space. So it’s okay to have stories like Andor, Rogue One and Mando, etc because they mesh well with the general design of the universe.

Lower Decks is as far as Star Trek as it can be, and yet it fits very well in the universe. Because it respects itself and respect the source material.

JJ never respected the source material and the universe.

hansl, (edited ) to comicstrips in I have this problem..

And “Via The Far Side” but obviously not.

This guy needs to get back on his meds.

hansl, to thefarside in 29 December 2023

Oh no the unfortunates are going to have things. How can I someone of privilege survive without things? Is this the Robin Hood paradox where rich people will end up being moochers after all the moochers take their stuff?

This is Gary Larson. The armadillos are a joke. He made a joke. That’s what he does. You made a self centered statement about your entitlements.

If you can’t tell the difference between a moochers and a person who had bad luck and need a hand then you’re not well equipped for the social life we need. Because you have more in common with that person than with the one you seem to identify with.

hansl, to privacy in Cops Used DNA to Predict a Suspect’s Face—and Tried to Run Facial Recognition on It

Even from a perfect witness (and witnesses are very imprefect) you wouldn’t be able to predict if they have a beard or not. That’s why you always multiple variations of the person when they actually distribute renditions.

hansl, to science_memes in Magic π

No no no. The error compounds every time you math so if you math a lot at 40 digits you might end up with like 30 digits of correct precision. Totally unacceptable. Literally unplayable.

hansl, to linuxmemes in They will all become Linux users one way or another

You’re assuming he installed Gentoo successfully.

hansl, to comicstrips in "Fortune Teller" by Pervis Comics

The fortune teller needs to run two sets of telling; one where she gives him back his money and one where she keeps it and lie to him. And maybe a control group for good measure.

hansl, to comicstrips in Calling out myself too, don't worry [ButtPoems]

I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.

hansl, to thefarside in 29 December 2023

I just bring my spare car. Easier that way.

hansl, to memes in Sir Isaac Newton died a virdgin to atone for this sin

And then the Hebrew letters were peering through the window, Javert style.

hansl, to privacy in I deleted my google accounts today

I like paying creators their due and don’t like seeing ads. Fuck me, right?

hansl, to lemmybewholesome in A nice dress is a nice dress!

Lionel Hutz imagining a world without lawyers…

hansl, to asklemmy in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?

If Flash taught me anything, is that being slow doesn’t make you late, but being fast makes you lazier, and laziness makes you very late.

hansl, (edited ) to thefarside in 29 December 2023

I can easily tell the difference; one is born in money and is actually mooching on society, the rest of us should team up and kick that guy.

Your issue is one of perspective. You think your little things have a meaning, and you think that someone like Elon Musk just has more things (edit: because he worked harder or longer). As someone that actually works with centimillionaires and some billionaires, their lives are incredibly different on a fundamental level. They don’t just have more spare things. They suck government subsidies as income.

Trust me, the guy who is asking for a spare has it just as bad as you, with extra bad luck that day. Show some empathy.

hansl, to comicstrips in Tokens [Three Panel Soul]

If you have a dollar, and lend it to me, and I lend it to my friend Alice, we have 1 dollar, but the total debt is 2$.

Nobody is claiming there are trillions of wealth around. But there are trillions worth of debts. Because countries, companies and people lend to each others a lot.

How’s that absurd?

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #