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The customer is always right. 🪞 (programming.dev)

My back hurts (programming.dev)

The Programmers' Credo (programming.dev)

Rock Star Developer (programming.dev)

Is that term even used anymore? Feels like it was everywhere a couple years ago.

AbstractObjectFactoryBuilderFactoryInator (programming.dev)

8 hobbits = ? (programming.dev)

What we really mean (programming.dev)

IMHO, it’s a horrible hack that is just broken. It’s obscure and we need to rewrite it because it has a bad structure. ^X^Cquit^[ESC][ESC]^C

I'm looking forward to new O'Reilly book (programming.dev)

COBOL inheritance (programming.dev)

The latency is terrible, but the bandwidth isn't too bad. (programming.dev)

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers

👨‍💻🟰🧙‍♂️❔ (programming.dev)

Reposting memes from my phone

Elon Musk Certified Genius* (programming.dev)

*certification paid for by Elon Musk

Why programmers like cooking (programming.dev)

It still counts if I only used it in a 3 day hackathon 7 years ago, right? (programming.dev)

in_a_while_memordile() (programming.dev)

Whoa, you're a hacker! (programming.dev)

marked as duplicate (programming.dev)

self-taught developer (programming.dev)

p.s. Happy Father’s Day

>$ git blame (programming.dev)

Personally, I like my milk and sugar with a little bit of coffee (programming.dev)

Controversial opinion, I know. I was raised Mormon so coffee was devil juice. I’m trying.

such a beautiful language (programming.dev)

When your project manager tells you that you have to support localization 🍪 (programming.dev)

People on the street might assume you're homeless though (programming.dev)