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jordanlund, 1 year ago to asklemmy in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently? That’s what the internet is for! :)
That’s what the internet is for! :)
jordanlund, 1 year ago to asklemmy in If the human body didn't heal itself, how'd you be doing rn? I’d be dead.
I’d be dead.
jordanlund, 1 year ago to asklemmy in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently? Just because they left doesn’t mean you can’t still be friends!
Just because they left doesn’t mean you can’t still be friends!
jordanlund, 1 year ago to cooking in How much flour would I need for an XL pizza? Yeah, like I say, it’s not a standard. :) This was an argument we had with an idiot teacher on some kids homework back in the day. hellogiggles.com/confusing-pizza-math-problem/ “Marty ate 4/6 of his pizza, Luis ate 5/6 of his pizza. Marty ate more pizza than Luis. How is this possible?” Kid wrote “Marty’s pizza is bigger than Luis’ pizza” and got marked wrong. Even though the question stated it as fact and asked for an explanation. A 12" pizza would be 113 square inches. 4/6 would be 75.3 square inches. A 7" pizza would be 38.48 square inches. 5/6 would be 32 square inches.
Yeah, like I say, it’s not a standard. :) This was an argument we had with an idiot teacher on some kids homework back in the day.
hellogiggles.com/confusing-pizza-math-problem/
“Marty ate 4/6 of his pizza, Luis ate 5/6 of his pizza. Marty ate more pizza than Luis. How is this possible?”
Kid wrote “Marty’s pizza is bigger than Luis’ pizza” and got marked wrong. Even though the question stated it as fact and asked for an explanation.
A 12" pizza would be 113 square inches. 4/6 would be 75.3 square inches.
A 7" pizza would be 38.48 square inches. 5/6 would be 32 square inches.
jordanlund, 1 year ago to asklemmy in Lemmy instance which has not defederated with any other instance. Currently, the big problem with federation is that some instances are running newer software than others. Causes lag and other weird problems. I don’t think there’s any single instance that hasn’t either defederated from someone or been defederated.
Currently, the big problem with federation is that some instances are running newer software than others. Causes lag and other weird problems.
I don’t think there’s any single instance that hasn’t either defederated from someone or been defederated.
jordanlund, 1 year ago to asklemmy in Now that copyright on steamboat Willie has expired, what are the next big ones expiring? 2034 - Superman as seen in Action Comics #1.
2034 - Superman as seen in Action Comics #1.
jordanlund, 1 year ago to lotrmemes in You would not part an old man from his walking stick? I love how Wormtongue regresses to an angry 14 year old… “Awww… I TOLD YOU to take the wizard’s STAFF! GOSH!” Thing is though, as Gandalf the White, he likely didn’t likely NEED the staff to eject Saruman’s influence, it just made it easier.
I love how Wormtongue regresses to an angry 14 year old…
“Awww… I TOLD YOU to take the wizard’s STAFF! GOSH!”
Thing is though, as Gandalf the White, he likely didn’t likely NEED the staff to eject Saruman’s influence, it just made it easier.
jordanlund, 1 year ago to starwarsmemes in Equality Should have been Luke, not Solo though…
Should have been Luke, not Solo though…
jordanlund, 1 year ago to memes in Which pill do you choose? I’d have to wait 10 years to buy Apple at $0.07 per share, but I think I could collect enough money to make that into more than $10 million.
I’d have to wait 10 years to buy Apple at $0.07 per share, but I think I could collect enough money to make that into more than $10 million.
jordanlund, 1 year ago to memes in Damn son, where'd you find this? The struggle is real… 2012 - youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_liRnR3E2H7SpBrY… 2020 - youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kDfa1smEaQOl6qg… :(
The struggle is real…
2012 - youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_liRnR3E2H7SpBrY…
2020 - youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kDfa1smEaQOl6qg…
:(
jordanlund, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public? Mr. Holland’s Anus
Mr. Holland’s Anus
jordanlund, 1 year ago to lemmyconnect in Duplicates/ Crossposts That would block both of them and all future posts from them.
That would block both of them and all future posts from them.
jordanlund, 1 year ago to aww in This Golden Retriever is Nursing 3 African Painted Dog Pups at Indiana Zoo After Mother Abandoned Them Dawww… they look like wee hyenas! https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b0cca2c8-b2aa-4b74-a176-b5622d9ce93b.jpeg
Dawww… they look like wee hyenas!
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b0cca2c8-b2aa-4b74-a176-b5622d9ce93b.jpeg
jordanlund, 1 year ago to baldurs_gate_3 in What having a bard in the party is like Having a bard in the party is like this… except there’s a dude actually playing Immigrant Song: youtu.be/zJ9dFeZ5344
Having a bard in the party is like this… except there’s a dude actually playing Immigrant Song:
youtu.be/zJ9dFeZ5344
jordanlund, 1 year ago to memes in Why can't we get our shit together? Because the powers that be profit from the system as it is. Remember Rick Scott? Former governor of Florida? www.britannica.com/biography/Rick-Scott
Because the powers that be profit from the system as it is.
Remember Rick Scott? Former governor of Florida?
www.britannica.com/biography/Rick-Scott