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kryptonianCodeMonkey, (edited ) to programmer_humor in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

Yeah, every time I have ever had to hand over footage to the police for thefts at our family store, I clip and organizr that shit. I also include a paper identifying each file, the timestamps and what happened during them, any details I identified that they can corroborate (physical description, identifiable clothing/tattoos, make and model of vehicle, license plate number, etc.). I often end up putting in 1-2 hours of work on it watching, editing and transferring footage.

If you want traction and results from the police, you need to make it as easy as possible for them by doing the heavy lifting yourself. The cynical view is that thats because they just don’t care, but also, in fairness, your case is one of dozens of cases on their desk and the cases never stop coming. This is your priority, so put in the effort instead of expecting others do so. That being said, that is much easier when you have direct access to the cctv footage. I’m guessing this student didnt.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, (edited ) to programmer_humor in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

Also, if I rewind to the Neolithic and I see a bunch of cavemen, sabertooth tigers and a Schwinn chained to a bike rack, I’m not going to just fast forward from there. I have other questions.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Fuck Disney tbh

How close does it have to be? Is any shirt not allowed? Would a red tank top be OK? Or maybe put him in a maroon shirt? What if he wears a red shirt with a white collar? Feels like splitting hairs, but there IS a line somewhere.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to memes in time to code

I work 9a-5p and I do my best work after 11pm.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, (edited ) to science_memes in Mustard brings all the boys to the yard.

I do love brassicas. Never had Kohlrabi though. Need to give it a try, apparently.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to risa in Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow

There are reversible heat pumps for home heating and cooling. They’re like science magic.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to science_memes in bro pls

“Largest Hadron Collider… so far”

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to memes in Kitchen when Dad cook

If it can’t be cleaned in the dishwasher, it isnt for me. Dont care what the label says. I put every dish through the crucible. If it melts, it’s trashed. If it cracks, it’s trashed. No pussy dishes in my kitchen. Get in the magic scalding water box and quit your bitchin’.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to memes in Kitchen when Dad cook

Dishwashers are a necessity in the kitchen if you have the space. I almost never hand wash a dish.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to memes in Kitchen when Dad cook

Yeah, but the food was 🔥!

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to mildlyinteresting in A very happy persimmon

Some witch sealed the soul of an axolotl into that persimmon

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to memes in ain't got no rizz

Lit AF

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Same with Brussel sprout. My step-dad would boil them. Tastes like a soggy sulfur fart. But cut them in half, toss them in a bit of oil, salt and pepper, roast them until crispy in the oven with, and they’re delicious. Oddly sweet, even. Try with other seasonings to enhance further.

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