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kryptonianCodeMonkey, (edited ) to programmer_humor in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

Also, if I rewind to the Neolithic and I see a bunch of cavemen, sabertooth tigers and a Schwinn chained to a bike rack, I’m not going to just fast forward from there. I have other questions.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to lemmyshitpost in Opposite of clickbait

If they ever get divorced, family dinner night is gonna be real awkward.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to memes in Get outta my face!

A ten year old that even gets that reference is ahead of the curve. That kid is a meme prodigy.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to memes in time to code

I work 9a-5p and I do my best work after 11pm.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Same with Brussel sprout. My step-dad would boil them. Tastes like a soggy sulfur fart. But cut them in half, toss them in a bit of oil, salt and pepper, roast them until crispy in the oven with, and they’re delicious. Oddly sweet, even. Try with other seasonings to enhance further.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to risa in Sensors report that sanity levels in this sector are decreasing rapidly, Captain

Space Explorer on an Eldritch Horror

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to memes in If you needed motivation

So not your mom… yeah that’s good advice.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to lemmyshitpost in Whoopsie daisy, one should leave it to to the professionals maybe

If at first it doesn’t fit, you clearly didn’t hammer hard enough

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to risa in You can never be sure

New fear, holodeck + alzheimers combo

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to risa in Mirror Kira liked to make an entrance.

UnexpectedMulaney

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to risa in Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow

There are reversible heat pumps for home heating and cooling. They’re like science magic.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to mildlyinteresting in A very happy persimmon

Some witch sealed the soul of an axolotl into that persimmon

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to lemmyshitpost in Call an expert

You’ll find that other one in your neighbor’s yard

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to memes in Healthy relationships don't control the clothes their spouse wears

Who devotes time thinking about Kanye and his wife? Who devotes time making memes about it?

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to memes in Kitchen when Dad cook

Yeah, but the food was 🔥!

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