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lars, to memes in twenty-six

Seeing enough

  • broken/removed/deleted Reddit/Tumblr/Twitter images/videos and then
  • Lemmy instances removing all their user-uploaded content last year because someone uploaded trigger-warning content and then
  • seeing my animated GIFs and high-resolution PNGs turn into pixelated, static, medium-size WEBPs after uploading them to Lemmy?

It made me fucking crazy.

Also, my name is lars and I’m a digital hoarder. I’m open to suggestions.

lars, to memes in I can't stress enough how much I don't care.

Absolutely disagree. I didn’t know who Linus Tech Tips were till ’23 and then I was like 🎥🍿

lars, to linuxmemes in Linus does not fuck around

Yes, please! 🍿

lars, to memes in Sorry guys, we had a good run

I know!

Considering my ridiculously high-magnification contact lenses, my ancestors have no idea what I’m up to. They couldn’t even see across the room.

lars, to memes in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers

Herds of young cows? Sure sounded like it.

lars, to lemmyshitpost in Tradition

they should just switch to metric

Can you imagine a place that uses imperial units next to metric units, in some unholy alliance that’s clearly worse than imperial units alone? Welcome to the UK, bruv.

lars, to memes in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers

On the advice of counsel, and pursuant to my rights granted by the Fifth Amendment, I respectfully decline to answer your question.

lars, to memes in Sorry guys, we had a good run

Fuck yes. Thank you for doing your part to not make this place worse for your woulda-been kids and for me.

lars, to mensliberation in TIL The US government runs an official dad joke database

proud that my tax dollars fund this

It feels like a gov-website feature you’d find in a country full of wise, unafraid, healthy, and peace-loving grownups. I’m a fan, too.

lars, to memes in Official history of the world

…and could afford houses and food

lars, to memes in Dank Brandon Rising

Ol’ Genocide Joe doesn’t need to worry about presidential immunity in places like Palestine

lars, to lemmyshitpost in Aged like milk

Based on the Gay Porn Index™, yes, they are.

So while it’s apparently an American fetish, is “chav” an insult if used by a Brit?

lars, to asklemmy in Is there an artist so horrible that no matter how hard you try that you cannot separate their art from them?

Loved Michael Jackson music so fucking much. Can’t stomach it anymore.

But the first few moments of Billy Jean…

lars, to memes in Official history of the world

And the… non-WASPs knew their place. They loved it too in fact!

(I’m paraphrasing some actual things that actual people have actually said about the good old days (but I can’t remember their actual euphemisms (dysphemisms) for non-WASPs))

lars, to memes in Official history of the world

But now I sound like I’m wearing the same rose-tinted glasses as the folks I was making fun of

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