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lars, to memes in twenty-six

Seeing enough

  • broken/removed/deleted Reddit/Tumblr/Twitter images/videos and then
  • Lemmy instances removing all their user-uploaded content last year because someone uploaded trigger-warning content and then
  • seeing my animated GIFs and high-resolution PNGs turn into pixelated, static, medium-size WEBPs after uploading them to Lemmy?

It made me fucking crazy.

Also, my name is lars and I’m a digital hoarder. I’m open to suggestions.

lars, to memes in I can't stress enough how much I don't care.

Absolutely disagree. I didn’t know who Linus Tech Tips were till ’23 and then I was like 🎥🍿

lars, to linuxmemes in Linus does not fuck around

Yes, please! 🍿

lars, to memes in Sorry guys, we had a good run

I know!

Considering my ridiculously high-magnification contact lenses, my ancestors have no idea what I’m up to. They couldn’t even see across the room.

lars, to privacy in This is how I KNOW it works as intended

Tangentially, CNN does have a text-mostly version: lite.cnn.com

lars, to memes in I love those path

That’s beautiful who said that

lars, to memes in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers

Herds of young cows? Sure sounded like it.

lars, to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.

Don’t make fun of stuff that people have no control over. Big dicks are hot. Small dicks are hot.

The only people that really care are people you’re not sleeping with. Fuck them. Not literally.

lars, to lemmyshitpost in Tradition

they should just switch to metric

Can you imagine a place that uses imperial units next to metric units, in some unholy alliance that’s clearly worse than imperial units alone? Welcome to the UK, bruv.

lars, to memes in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers

On the advice of counsel, and pursuant to my rights granted by the Fifth Amendment, I respectfully decline to answer your question.

lars, to lemmyshitpost in Opposite of clickbait

It’s called a fucking zipper and the only time Americans plan for the future is when they find out their lane is ending so they merge as early as possible like savages.

lars, to linux in Lazarus hackers now push Linux malware via fake job offers

I’m not gonna lie. I want any job, no matter how fake, that uses a reddened North Korean “Hotel of Doom” in its literature.

lars, to memes in Sorry guys, we had a good run

Fuck yes. Thank you for doing your part to not make this place worse for your woulda-been kids and for me.

lars, to mensliberation in TIL The US government runs an official dad joke database

proud that my tax dollars fund this

It feels like a gov-website feature you’d find in a country full of wise, unafraid, healthy, and peace-loving grownups. I’m a fan, too.

lars, to memes in Official history of the world

…and could afford houses and food

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