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Hi, I’m Miss Brainfart.

I’m afraid of sharks, with the exception being blåhaj. What could that possibly mean, huh.
(That’s not a hint, I genuinely have no idea)

Lemmings can also find me @miss_brainfart:catgirl.cloud on Matrix, if they desire to do so for e2ee reasons

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If there are people in the middle lane and you blast past them at double their speed, that could be seen as unsafe

First comes the Porsche, who then gets bullied off the left lane by a Lamborghini, who then gets bullied off the left lane by an Audi RS6.

That’s Germany

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Idk, I’m seeing plenty of people here for whom gasoline is evidently not expensive enough yet

miss_brainfart,
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Well the funny part is that it’s not even people in high-end cars that I’m seeing

miss_brainfart,
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Yes, but also: Every little bit of help, well… helps.

Don’t let those industries playing the blame game discourage you from dedicating a part of your yard to a bunch of flowers, because then the problem would get ever so slightly worse.

miss_brainfart,
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People are too lazy to manage when to subscribe where based on what’s on offer at any given time.

That’s it, that’s all there is to it.

miss_brainfart,
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Most people don’t know where to look for to get started on that. Some people don’t even know that pirating that show they watch is even an option in the first place.

miss_brainfart,
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Idk, dicks can be pretty hot. A hairy ballsack, now that’s almost universally seen as not attractive

miss_brainfart,
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Sucks that my packages keep getting stolen

And that’s why in other countries, delivery services aren’t allowed to drop a package at the door unless you’ve explicitely told them to do so

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Remember, kids:

  1. Check your mirrors
  2. Set your blinker
  3. Turn your damn head and look
  4. Change lanes / Turn

Also, if you’re turning:
Set your blinker to let others know what you plan on doing before you brake.

miss_brainfart,
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Addiction or not, someone who doesn’t put their trash where it belongs is disgusting scum.

Especially when that trash can start a fire.

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