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modifier,

That would explain the random fact of there being exactly 1,488 ratapedes online in the cap.

modifier,

I’ve had a foreskin all my life and it’s just another part of your body that you learn to care for, like ears.

Also like ears, it takes a little bit of extra work to care for your foreskin, but it’s worth it because not-unlike ears, foreskin heightens your sensitivity to stimuli.

Also, like ears, the idea of lopping it off is barbaric on its face. We in the west are happy to use the descriptive, and more emotionally resonant term ‘genital mutilation’ when we talk about the equally barbaric practice that is forced on females in other cultures, but we still hide behind euphemism and branding when talking about mutilating perfectly good penises.

Also, this is intelligent design? You leave at least two defects in the V1 production push, refuse to release a day 1 patch, and your hot fix for one defect is just to cut if off - eventually, meanwhile the appendix is just left to lurk.

Goods not as advertised.

modifier,

This is a barbaric practice that itself is only a surrogate for the much more barbaric practice of child sacrifice.

To suggest discussion of it moved beyond any kind of rationality is laughable because its very foundation is a rejection of rationality.

Let’s have a rational discussion: what is your best, rational, science-backed reason for supporting the nonconsensual mutilation of male infants?

I know some of those words are emotionally provocative but they are 100% accurate and simply not cloaked in polite euphemism, and you need to engage with each of them on a rational basis.

I eagerly await your thoughts.

modifier,

A bit wierd, but hey, whatever gets it hard for you. I’m not here to judge.

modifier,

this gai fux

modifier,

Don’t do them like that. This is the type of service our money should actually be going to, for now.

modifier,

but if this was really an accurate satire, he’d chop down every tree, sue everyone that picked the apples, and then go back to selling his giant flavorless GMO apples for $5 a piece

Only if he couldn’t figure out a way to rent apples to customers.

modifier,

What else do you think the paper plates full of warm ham in the break room are meant to signify? Management is here to celebrate with you, in spirit.

modifier,

Your phone sees you. It is cursed to always see, and to hear everything.

modifier,

Parrots were about 6 or 7X their current size back in those days, so it was irresponsible for this shop to have ever hosted them.

modifier,

The secret is to never have gone on Instagram in the first place.

modifier, (edited )

In 1 hour I will paste the unabridged and unredacted transcript of my tape recorded conversation with Edmund, a time traveler from the year 2086.

Edit: for those wondering, no, Edmund was not his real name. Rather, it’s the moniker I gave him so that he would be able to pass in the present (now past) day. His given name was Brilyunt.

And yes, I can confirm your worst fears about the etymology of that name.

modifier,

Load your last save.

modifier,

Maybe if the turkey were sick

modifier,

As a homeschooled kid, let them come.

modifier,

Surely that’s just a present-day cheerleader with a cartoon character stuck in it.

modifier,

And by its very nature, it’s forgiving of long absences. It’s so easy to just pick it back up, probably take some time to admire the 10 new updates Hello Games has released since you last played, and then settle in for some chill gameplay.

I’ll never finish No Man’s Sky, and I wouldn’t even say I play it, exactly. But it’s one of my very favorite places to visit, and I will probably continue to visit for years and years to come.

modifier,

Because the most well-armed portion of the populace has convinced themselves that the lifestyle of the rich is within their reach and identifies more with them than with their actual peers.

I know we’re having a laugh, but the time when this sort of action is even plausible is quickly running out.

modifier,

Throw it on the pile with the others. I’ll get to it, probably never.

modifier,

I don’t know quite what you mean. All is as it should be, from the cat’s perspective.

modifier,

C’est la vie

modifier,

I think this honor goes to the nam-shub of Enki.

modifier,

This is in danger of happening to me.

modifier,

I’ve always just done it backwards, even before emojis were a thing.

I guess I’m just alternative, like Weezer.

modifier,

Exact same except I didn’t go to college and it was 100% because I couldn’t read my own writing well enough to distinguish without them.

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