@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

noerdman

@noerdman@feddit.de

Weekly webcomics about technology, computer science and science in general. Website: www.noerdman.de

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

noerdman,
@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

Can I still clock out to play into the breach or do I then actually have to work on my commute?

noerdman,
@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

(I like how you’re on Lemmy during that time (and how that gives you plausible deniability if somebody asks if your bathroom breaks need to be 30 minutes because you’re on reddit))

noerdman,
@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

“Nate, we need to talk about your login locations.”

“What’s wrong with me logging in on the China? Why is there a clock if it shouldn’t be used?”

“Nothing wrong with that, pal. But could you tell us why it’s the gents’ room on Mondays, the ladies’ one on Tuesdays, the disabled’s one on Wednesdays, the shitter in my private apartment on Thursdays and seemingly King Charles’ private golden toilet in his fox hunting hut near Essex on Fridays?”

noerdman, (edited )
@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

Boss makes a grand, I make a dollar. I eat more fibre so breaks get even longer.

noerdman,
@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

Don’t you dare destroy my plan to move away from work to spend a full paid working day commuting!

noerdman, (edited )
@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

What kind of stupid question is that? Just walk two hours instead of cycling twenty minutes! Duh!

noerdman, (edited )
@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/38bb8ce7-1570-45e1-86d0-c9b4c809b703.webm

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • localhost
  • All magazines
    •
    Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #