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oatscoop,

Nah, they didn’t grow up before computers: they were programing mainframes in the 60s. Those programmers can write you an absolute masterpiece of software … in COBOL. Also, they don’t bother with documentation because they’re intimately familiar with every line of code considering they created the whole system from scratch 40 years ago.

The point at when you’re “screwed” is when they retire and some poor bastard inherits an inscrutably complex system, written in a 60 year old language no one uses anymore, and with zero documentation.

oatscoop,

I always like people gatekeeping pizzas that use toppings other than the traditional Italian ones.

… ignoring the fact that tomato sauce is from the Americas.

oatscoop,

I usually take a month off of work in the fall each year. One of my bucket list items is taking that time off to find a job with the worst bosses and seeing how far I can go while giving no fucks.

oatscoop,

The cool thing about browser choice is there are no “correct” answers – it’s personal preference.

So don’t let the fanboys get you down. You’re entitled to your opinion even if it is wrong.

oatscoop,

All the local small airports in the USA sell 100LL – “One hundred, low lead”.

Modern small plane engines can run off regular unleaded, but a lot of small planes in the air are “old” and require leaded gas.

oatscoop,

Small airports like these really don’t smell like much. Sure: the fueling area, hangers, and maintenance shops have a smell, but it’s non existent as soon as you’re 50 feet away from them.

What is fucked up is how much leaded fuel gets dumped on the ground. Part of the pre-flight check for planes is taking a sample of gas from the lowest point in the tanks (the “sump”) to make sure there’s no water in it. It’s usually done with a tool like this one. A lot of pilots just toss the fuel sample on the ground rather than “dispose” of it properly.

oatscoop,

One of the first things my instructor told me was “I hope you’re getting your license for fun or a job, and not planning on commuting. Eventually you’ll get stuck somewhere due to the weather.”

Heavy, powerful commercial jets have deicing systems. They also have the benefit of an entire team of air traffic controllers on takeoff and landing – and they still get grounded by weather. Small planes are grounded by such inclement weather as “fog”, “thunderstorms”, “high winds”, and “low cloud cover”.

oatscoop,

Well shit, I’m going to demand a refund for the waterproofing spray I just bought!

It says “hydrophobic” but by god I used it and my tent still ain’t afraid of no water!!!1111

oatscoop,

There are two sexualities: straight and political.

oatscoop,

It’s a joke.

oatscoop,

There’s probably an overflow spillway for the whole pond out of frame.

oatscoop,

“I am. Just one that’s not a miserable, insecure coward.”

oatscoop,

Except that you have to know exactly what <program> is, character for character

Everything has [Tab] completion these days.

oatscoop,

I'm being harassed by mosquitoes, how do i kill them all?

To my knowledge there’s no stagnant water on my property, I’ve run water through all my ptraps, and I’m careful to not leave doors open. Yet at any given time there’s at least 3 in my house. I can’t sleep, i can’t sit on the couch, i can’t exist in the fear of being sucked dry....

oatscoop,

I left my bedroom window open a few times in the summer and came back to a bedroom full of lacewings.

Put up a bug zapper, turned the lights off, and it was no longer a problem a couple hours later. Just had to vacuum up the dead bugs on the floor.

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