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over_clox,

Your ‘pickle’ looks green, you should probably go see a doctor about that.

over_clox,

Yes

over_clox,

Interesting!

If I may ask, how far along is she?

over_clox,

Now that does sound rather unusual and annoying. I’ve never experienced or heard of that happening either, but I don’t doubt you.

Have you tried testing between handheld razors vs motorized beard trimmers? Maybe one or the other might be less likely to cause you that… 🤷‍♂️

over_clox,

I’ve found that usually eating just a spoonful of sugar tends to do the trick for me, but not always.

Luckily I don’t have hiccups today, I just posted the question out of curiosity really.

over_clox,

I hear you there about having to regularly purchase blades for the more modern razors, but have you considered trying a safety razor? I use one regularly, and not only are the blades super cheap, they’ll also last you quite a long time if properly cleaned and dried off right after each use.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_razor

over_clox,

Actually, usually when I get hiccups, I can also feel and hear fluids and gasses sloshing around somewhere inside me, and part of me absolutely wishes I could burp during those times.

Keep in mind, they say the human intestines are something like 27 feet long, and are packed in there as mostly a random mess of a ‘knot’, so to speak. So just because you happen to have gasses somewhere in your belly doesn’t always mean the gas is immediately in a spot ready to go either way up or down.

over_clox,

Damn, I remember hearing about that case as well, that would have to be an absolute nightmare!

over_clox,

As a former iPhone repair technician, I can confirm this is both true and false at the same time. There’s a speaker in the normal position for the ear as well, it all depends whether the user decided to put the phone into loudspeaker mode.

This comment coming from an Android user that’s just as guilty of this at times.

over_clox,

Damn, that reminds me, I should replace my own battery soon. How do you replace human batteries though? 🤔

over_clox, (edited )

No no, I mean he’s talking into the top of the phone, perhaps where the loudspeaker microphone might happen to be, totally depends on the model of phone/tablet though.

They got multiple microphones these days, not just the one at the bottom of the phone. Put it in loudspeaker mode and it uses a different microphone away from the bottom speaker.

Any which way, if you turn the phone upside down in portrait orientation, the screen won’t flip 180⁰, because ‘smart’ phones are too stupid to do that.

Edit: My comment is in jest, but at the same time I have to talk into the left side of my tablet, because thats where the main microphone is.

over_clox, (edited )

If you’re running on auxiliary power, you should eat the phone by now and conserve your calories. Make sure to boil your urine though. Stay safe, if you need assistance you can always call [redacted].

/s

over_clox,

I used to use NewPipe, but there’s a new mobile app on the block from FUTO called Grayjay. You really should check it out, it’s even more flexible and also loads and runs faster than NewPipe.

futo.org

grayjay.app

over_clox,
over_clox,

Also, check the FUTO About page

futo.org/what-is-futo/

Check their ‘Our Three Pledges’, particularly the third one regarding open source…

Quoted from their site, pledge #3

“We will always be transparently devoted to making delightful software. All FUTO-funded projects are expected to be open-source or develop a plan to eventually become so. No effort will ever be taken to hide from the people what their computers are doing, to limit how they use them, or to modify their behavior through their software.”

over_clox,

The app is so relatively new that initially it wasn’t even on any of the app stores, only straight from their site. But now it’s also on Google Play and APKPure, possibly other alternative app stores as well. Give it some time, I’m pretty sure F-Droid is on their radar as well sooner or later.

The app is still labeled as being Under Construction, but so far I’m rather pleased with it and would recommend giving it a try.

over_clox,

They don’t give a flying crap if you modify the source and compile it privately for yourself, they just don’t want people or companies making profit from their works or distributing said modifications without their approval.

over_clox,

You may (likely do) have a point there.

over_clox,

They’re not worried about individuals like ourselves making our own private modifications if we so care to. They know 95%+ of individuals out there aren’t even coders anyways, they just expect the few that do happen to go out of their way to modify their apps don’t distribute their mods without authorization.

The main infrastructure of their license is to make sure the big companies out there can’t legally rip off their code, alter it and sell it under their own branding or such.

over_clox,

That sounds like a you problem. I respect the terms of their license, and have no intent or desire to distribute any modified versions of their software, should I ever even care to try modifying anything in the first place.

If you do happen to find ways to improve their software, maybe consider applying with FUTO…

over_clox,

Movies? Look, I’m asking for a friend, he’s been at McDonald’s for like 45 minutes and the manager keeps refusing him brains. I just want an ice cream cone.

over_clox,

I did not dispute mustard at all. Ketchup and mustard can live in harmony, can’t they?

Can’t they?.. 😭

over_clox,

Well there’s your problem, you’re supposed to stick them in your butt silly.

over_clox,

Needs ketchup, obviously.

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