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over_clox, to memes in Was it not ripe enough or something?

Needs ketchup, obviously.

over_clox, to asklemmy in If zombies are supposed to go after brains, then why do they almost always end up tearing into the abdomen and other parts instead?

Movies? Look, I’m asking for a friend, he’s been at McDonald’s for like 45 minutes and the manager keeps refusing him brains. I just want an ice cream cone.

over_clox, to memes in Was it not ripe enough or something?

Well there’s your problem, you’re supposed to stick them in your butt silly.

over_clox, to memes in Was it not ripe enough or something?

I did not dispute mustard at all. Ketchup and mustard can live in harmony, can’t they?

Can’t they?.. 😭

over_clox, to mildlyinteresting in This Pickle

Yes

over_clox, to mildlyinteresting in This Pickle

Your ‘pickle’ looks green, you should probably go see a doctor about that.

over_clox, (edited ) to memes in Aaaaaand it's over

If you’re running on auxiliary power, you should eat the phone by now and conserve your calories. Make sure to boil your urine though. Stay safe, if you need assistance you can always call [redacted].

/s

over_clox, (edited ) to memes in Aaaaaand it's over

No no, I mean he’s talking into the top of the phone, perhaps where the loudspeaker microphone might happen to be, totally depends on the model of phone/tablet though.

They got multiple microphones these days, not just the one at the bottom of the phone. Put it in loudspeaker mode and it uses a different microphone away from the bottom speaker.

Any which way, if you turn the phone upside down in portrait orientation, the screen won’t flip 180⁰, because ‘smart’ phones are too stupid to do that.

Edit: My comment is in jest, but at the same time I have to talk into the left side of my tablet, because thats where the main microphone is.

over_clox, to memes in Aaaaaand it's over

Damn, that reminds me, I should replace my own battery soon. How do you replace human batteries though? 🤔

over_clox, to memes in Aaaaaand it's over

As a former iPhone repair technician, I can confirm this is both true and false at the same time. There’s a speaker in the normal position for the ear as well, it all depends whether the user decided to put the phone into loudspeaker mode.

This comment coming from an Android user that’s just as guilty of this at times.

over_clox, (edited ) to memes in Aaaaaand it's over

Imagine meeting the phone of your dreams and caressing it lovingly and leaking bodily fluids…

over_clox, to memes in Aaaaaand it's over

Plot twist: Dude is actually talking to the top of his phone, not the bottom.

Nerds might catch this joke a little quicker…

over_clox, to memes in Aaaaaand it's over

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they’re a real living human being.

over_clox, to memes in Yes. We're better than you.

VII

over_clox, to asklemmy in Why don't public restroom stalls have OPEN/OCCUPIED indicators like porta potties do?

That’s why I just leave the door open like any normal person, duh.

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