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over_clox, to asklemmy in Do hiccups serve any actual useful biological function?

Now that does sound rather unusual and annoying. I’ve never experienced or heard of that happening either, but I don’t doubt you.

Have you tried testing between handheld razors vs motorized beard trimmers? Maybe one or the other might be less likely to cause you that… 🤷‍♂️

over_clox, to asklemmy in Does Piped.video actually work for anyone?

I used to use NewPipe, but there’s a new mobile app on the block from FUTO called Grayjay. You really should check it out, it’s even more flexible and also loads and runs faster than NewPipe.

futo.org

grayjay.app

over_clox, to mildlyinteresting in This Pickle

Your ‘pickle’ looks green, you should probably go see a doctor about that.

over_clox, (edited ) to memes in Aaaaaand it's over

If you’re running on auxiliary power, you should eat the phone by now and conserve your calories. Make sure to boil your urine though. Stay safe, if you need assistance you can always call [redacted].

/s

over_clox, (edited ) to memes in Aaaaaand it's over

No no, I mean he’s talking into the top of the phone, perhaps where the loudspeaker microphone might happen to be, totally depends on the model of phone/tablet though.

They got multiple microphones these days, not just the one at the bottom of the phone. Put it in loudspeaker mode and it uses a different microphone away from the bottom speaker.

Any which way, if you turn the phone upside down in portrait orientation, the screen won’t flip 180⁰, because ‘smart’ phones are too stupid to do that.

Edit: My comment is in jest, but at the same time I have to talk into the left side of my tablet, because thats where the main microphone is.

over_clox, to asklemmy in Why don't public restroom stalls have OPEN/OCCUPIED indicators like porta potties do?

That’s why I just leave the door open like any normal person, duh.

over_clox, to lemmyshitpost in 4202 g

Location area Gautier Mississippi, 39553

over_clox, to lemmyshitpost in Humans Against Shitting

Were you aware that even the butthole itself is an optional accessory that can be removed?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbvLk_R4kPU

Can’t make this shit up 😂🤣

over_clox, to lemmyshitpost in KFC chicken be shrinkin'

Oh? Then it most definitely was not a drumette, it really was a tiny ass drumstick. It was not cut in such a way as to be a drumette.

over_clox, to lemmyshitpost in Humans Against Shitting

Eat?

over_clox, to lemmyshitpost in Humans Against Shitting

It’s simple, you just have to remind yourself of the difference between the words ‘give’ and ‘take’ a shit. You have to observe the direction of transaction, are you giving or taking?

And if you’re taking a shit, well where the hell are you taking it to, and why? 🤔

over_clox, to asklemmy in Do hiccups serve any actual useful biological function?

From my understanding, that’s actually what causes mammals to yawn. No idea why it seems ‘contagious’ though, obviously yawning is more of a voluntary reflex. So why is it that if you see someone else yawn, you’re likely to also yawn? 🤷‍♂️

over_clox, to memes in Peanuts in a nutshell

What do you call two mental patients in bed together?

Two nuts in the sack.

over_clox, to lemmyshitpost in Hmmm...

Yeah, about that thought…

Sharpie markers bleed, that’s literally right angles.

I’m not convinced.

over_clox, (edited ) to asklemmy in Do hiccups serve any actual useful biological function?

That just means you lit the wrong end silly. 😂

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