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over_clox, to mildlyinteresting in Turns out you can acquire resistance to tick bites

Yeah, I think I’ll pass and just try to avoid ticks in the first place. One day I was following a trail through some tall grass, and by the time I got home, I found I had 3 ticks latched into my skin in various places.

After I got them all off, I was sick as a dog and running a gnarly fever for the next week. 🤒

over_clox, to mildlyinteresting in found a confusing bolt cleaning my parents' garage

I’ve had to help someone tighten a bolt like this before. It was used to attach the deck assembly to the underside of a riding lawnmower.

over_clox, to memes in ba dum tss

We’ll just call your local coke dealer, duh.

over_clox, to asklemmy in Do hiccups serve any actual useful biological function?

When did we ever start?

That sounds like a combo reflex if you ask me, which actually does happen to me around 20 minutes after I take a vitamin B12 pill. I’ll get like all the reflexes all at once, sneeze, hiccups, coughing, urge to vomit, all at once. All from a vitamin B12 pill. Never again!

over_clox, to asklemmy in What would you rather eat a poop flavored chocolate, or chocolate flavored poop?

I dunno, do we get to try samples of both?

over_clox, (edited ) to memes in Aaaaaand it's over

Imagine meeting the phone of your dreams and caressing it lovingly and leaking bodily fluids…

over_clox, to memes in Aaaaaand it's over

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they’re a real living human being.

over_clox, to mildlyinteresting in Ancient Iran had air conditioning

Meanwhile, they can make ice with nearly identical technology…

youtu.be/tnJms_3Gbuk

over_clox, to lemmyshitpost in What's the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?

I’m scared mommy! Is Santa going to pee through my hand as well?

over_clox, to lemmyshitpost in KFC chicken be shrinkin'

That’s not a wing, that’s a drumstick. Can confirm, not only did I take the photo, I also ate it.

over_clox, to cyanideandhappiness in 6 December 2023

So close, yet so far. Almost a perfect loop…

over_clox, to asklemmy in If zombies are supposed to go after brains, then why do they almost always end up tearing into the abdomen and other parts instead?

Movies? Look, I’m asking for a friend, he’s been at McDonald’s for like 45 minutes and the manager keeps refusing him brains. I just want an ice cream cone.

over_clox, to mildlyinteresting in How geologists collect lava

OSHA completely missed the large ripped hole in the suit by his thigh…

over_clox, to mildlyinteresting in Ancient Iran had air conditioning

Yes, humans often eat upwards of 15% sawdust in processed foods.

Read the ingredients, where do you think cellulose comes from?

over_clox, to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

3P53P53P53P53P53P53P53P5

That’s actually a cheat code of sorts to JRR Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings for SNES…

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