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punkwalrus, to memes in what's your best "insecure boss" story?
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I had a boss who never gave me a raise, didn’t believe in reviews, and had long rambling meetings where he just said whatever he was thinking. Sometimes it seemed he forgot we were there, and he’d start arguing with himself. He was more “the insecure nerd who got the CTO position because he was the only IT guy when the company started.” His management was so incompetent, that they called him “Tallest,” based on the Invader Zim joke.

punkwalrus, to asklemmy in People who own typewriters, what is your favorite use for it?
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I’m still alive, though. I used it a lot as a teen to write some of my first works of fiction, school reports, and so on. But yeah, that did occur to me. My mother died from suicide and my mother in law from medical malpractice, so they aren’t related. Still… superstitions are the worst stitions.

punkwalrus, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Most legible scottish person
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I got all of that except “shag ye x,” because it sounds like “shag (fuck) you x,” where “x” is the subject that is a bit vague. Like, “I’m trying to shag you, love?” or “Fuck your ex,” as in, the last person you broke up with?

punkwalrus, to memes in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!
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“Field promotions” we used to call them. I have done the management thing, I was “okay” at it, but it wasn’t my passion.

punkwalrus, to lemmyshitpost in How do people understand each other?
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My wife stayed in a rural town near Shichigahama for a week. Nobody spoke English except a few students. But the citizens did speak Japanese louder and slower, showing that’s a universal trait. It actually helped, as my wife knew SOME Japanese.

punkwalrus, to asklemmy in How many tabs do you have open?
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Usually about 10-30. It depends. I have a minimum of 6010 tabs open for stuff I check several times a day, like mail, news feeds, and such. Then I have a few working projects, like Google docs. Then some “temporary tabs” that expand from 10 to 30, as a reminder of tasks I have to complete or get back to someone on, only to shrink them down later in the day.

punkwalrus, to memes in Economic Theory is Fun tho.
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The ironic thing is that they because successful because of civilization and pack mentality, but are so conceited, they think all that infrastructure (public roads, doctors, restaurants, etc) exists simply because they exist. It’s weirdly how toddlers see the universe, and why tantrums between the two groups are so similar.

punkwalrus, to linux in One of these 6 will become Plasma 6. Wallpaper Which one do you prefer?
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I am not wild about any of them, but center left, bottom left are my least annoying. I’ll just change it to something else when i go to Plasma 6 (which I started testing, and while overall it looks great, and is pretty snappy, the Neon Testing is seriously unstable in other areas – but they warn you about that, so that’s on me).

punkwalrus, (edited ) to asklemmy in What companies have made your blacklist?
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Bank of America. I have dealt with them on a corporate level, multimillion dollar assets, mind you, and seen gross incompetence and negligence that scared me. I’m talking about constant insecure data practices, inconsistent rules, terrible record keeping, and asset mismanagement.

The biggest weakness appeared to be how they treated their employees. Our “local branch” went through multiple managers in less than a year, and when we did business with the “employees du jour” in our quarterly meetings, they all acted like scared college students. Unprepared, inexperienced, and some cocksure with blatantly wrong information. And some downright unprofessional. For example, we had a meeting where they kept pronouncing our company name wrong, spelled our name wrong a different way, and kept adding parts to it. Like:

“Okay, as president of Reginald Incorporated–”

“Remington. Like the gun.”

"Regingun international - -

“No no. REM MING TON. Remington.”

"Right. Remington International - -

“Incorporated. There is no ‘international’ in our name.”

“But you’re a Japanese company?”

“No. We’re American. We do business with the Japanese.”

“Oh. Huh. Okay, as president of Remington Incorporated of Japan - -”

“NO. Just ‘Remington Incorporated.’ That’s it.”

“Oh wow. Sorry. I’m going to have to fix that on this paperwork, then.”

“Yes. That’s why we’re here.”

punkwalrus, to asklemmy in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.
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Since time is motion, the atmosphere would freeze solid around you, suffocating you instantly.

punkwalrus, to linux in what caused you to get into Linux?
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Being poor. In college in the 90s, my lead sysadmin couldn’t afford Minix for this system we had, so we tried to compile Linux on it. Three days later, we still failed, and gave up, but this was kernel 0.93 or something, so it had a ways to go. But I learned so much from that experience without paying for a university course or something.

Years later, I bought a copy of Red Hat 6 at a Costco. Windows 95/98 was big, I didn’t know how to pirate it, so I went back to Linux and it worked great on my “franken-puters” cobbled together from spare parts dumpster diving. Steep learning curve back then, though. Then I brought it to my workplace, went from UNIX admin to Linux admin, and soon I preferred it to Windows. Been my daily driver for decades, now.

Am I an evangel? A little, but I find that “right tool for right job” is a better approach. Linux is great for everything, BUT a comprehensive system like MS Office AND Active Directory simply does not exist in FOSS space yet; everything is cobbled together and a kludge still trying to catch up.

Obsessed? Kinda. I just assembled some ansible scripts to roll my own distro. Why? To see if I could.

punkwalrus, to asklemmy in What was the last dumb phone you had before your first smartphone?
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Depends on “how dumb?” I had a Motorola RZR before my first iPhone(2), then before that, some camera flip phone (Motorola E815), and before that, an SCH-3500 flip phone. Before that, land lines only.

punkwalrus, to lemmyshitpost in A good deal of IT work, too
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This is so true. That’s why there’s no shame in using Google or Duckduckgo or even Chatgpt. You have to know enough to phrase the right question, know how to filter the right answer, and then use it.

I can Google a Chinese dictionary, but that won’t make me fluent in Chinese.

punkwalrus, to lemmyshitpost in A good deal of IT work, too
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I was told this, too, but when I got to Functions and Analytical Geometry, they started suggesting calculators. Now kids have laptops, gees.

punkwalrus, to lemmyshitpost in A good deal of IT work, too
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While I never had it happen, it could give you wrong command line switches that do damage. For example, when I asked how I could list volumes attached to an AWS instance, it gave me a “modify-volume” command instead of “describe-volume” command. Thankfully, I caught that before I cut and paste it.

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