radioactiveradio

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radioactiveradio,

In the wall hole that suspiciously looks like a doorway.

radioactiveradio,

Don’t lie, I know there’s a man in there licking the dishes y’all tryna hide.

radioactiveradio,

Boomers will say “chemical bad, I came from God and incest”

radioactiveradio,

They clearly haven’t played postal 2

radioactiveradio,

It’s ight they got nine lives.

radioactiveradio,

Postal 2 not portal. You can stick your shotgun in a cat’s anus and use it as a suppressor in postal 2. https://i.redd.it/cnlceakiqu361.jpg

radioactiveradio,

What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.

radioactiveradio,

It does have a capacity. Can’t be pissing too much.

radioactiveradio,

Don’t worry it hardens. Especially if you roll around in you sleep to even it up.

radioactiveradio,

What about sleep shitting then?

radioactiveradio,

Not me, i costed my parents quite a bit.

radioactiveradio,

Mark is my paralysis demon

radioactiveradio,

An OCR program can easily solve most of those tho. So humans might be at a disadvantage at this point.

radioactiveradio,

Then woudn’t they be robots? I have failed a lot of captchas cuz of the font mostly so they’re successfully weeding out idiots along with the bots.

radioactiveradio,

Woudn’t having a spring under it be more efficient than a weird bent strap? I can’t imagine it would launch the baby too far.

radioactiveradio,

Well, the stars are saying this is the right way. And they can’t be wrong.

radioactiveradio,

Ah yes, you can choose to throw the baby into dad’s arms or out of the window.

radioactiveradio,

Ah, thanks for the knowledge! Is it stronger than a twisty spring?

radioactiveradio,

And make sure to only see the ghost when the camera turns and make it disappear when the camera points back at it.

radioactiveradio,

I like the ones that say random words out nowhere. “Buzz buzz Krankenwagen buzz buzz” “the ghost was German” in the Asian haunted house.

radioactiveradio,

Not when shitting.

radioactiveradio,

Or learn the language, by FOSS means ofc. Make sure to check the licence for each word and verify the GPG key.

radioactiveradio,

And you can’t get a job without the AADHAR either.

radioactiveradio,

Probably to remove the @

radioactiveradio,

Y tho

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