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saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to memes in Every day we stray further from God's light. A curse to live to such an age, where foul raisins defile such an innocent dish.
A curse to live to such an age, where foul raisins defile such an innocent dish.
saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to risa in Not even a ridge on their head or anything? More eyelashes. More. Okay, I think you’re hearing, “Give me a lot of lashes.” What I mean is GIMMY ALL THE EYELASHES BABY!
More eyelashes. More. Okay, I think you’re hearing, “Give me a lot of lashes.” What I mean is GIMMY ALL THE EYELASHES BABY!
saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to science_memes in Don't worry about it. What’s wrong? You haven’t tried you Protactinium pancakes.
What’s wrong? You haven’t tried you Protactinium pancakes.
saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to memes in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it Why is that chicken smoking in the maternity ward? “Don’t. Just don’t man. AVOID that chicken.”
Why is that chicken smoking in the maternity ward?
“Don’t. Just don’t man. AVOID that chicken.”
saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to science_memes in chadodiles Boring animal: Chomp! Chadodile: Chomp Spinny-Spinny!
Boring animal: Chomp!
Chadodile: Chomp Spinny-Spinny!
saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to memes in Royalty am I right!? “Oh wow, are you gonna show me the world?” Best I can do is a wild night in Glasgow.
“Oh wow, are you gonna show me the world?”
Best I can do is a wild night in Glasgow.
saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to comicstrips in "Book Club" by War and Peas This is why I always start my novels with a literal explosion and action music.
This is why I always start my novels with a literal explosion and action music.
saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to risa in Jaysus... “Four score and seven years ago…what’s happing to me!?”
“Four score and seven years ago…what’s happing to me!?”
saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Fear This is the cookie. This is the cookie…changing. Do you see?
This is the cookie. This is the cookie…changing. Do you see?
saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in the Perks of ownership... Let me fix this small issue right quick…oh…oh dear.
Let me fix this small issue right quick…oh…oh dear.
saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to risa in "Captain's log..." Captains log, star date….uhhhh let me grab the calendar…ok that’s the old one…uhhh…7? (The uncensored files)
Captains log, star date….uhhhh let me grab the calendar…ok that’s the old one…uhhh…7?
(The uncensored files)
saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to vexillology in Which tricolor flag do you think is the ugliest, considering only the color combination? Here are some candidates that I have found. #1: Raise the banner of the Vanilla Ice Cream League!
#1: Raise the banner of the Vanilla Ice Cream League!
saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to memes in Take back the memes! Do you hear the people sing? Singing the songs of angry shitposts!
Do you hear the people sing? Singing the songs of angry shitposts!
saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to memes in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee* Mom, all the girls like me and it’s distracting. Can you fuck my shit up?
Mom, all the girls like me and it’s distracting. Can you fuck my shit up?
saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to science_memes in It's just science. Due to Newtons 46th law of awesomeness, Ninjas are still cooler than spikes, but still are pretty dang cool.
Due to Newtons 46th law of awesomeness, Ninjas are still cooler than spikes, but still are pretty dang cool.