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saltnotsugar, to memes in Moss' cat.

Mittens! Call in a danger close artillery strike on that position!
(Disciplined meowing)
COPY GRIFFIN 2-6. FIRE MISSION OUT.

saltnotsugar, to memes in Wtf duolingo

“Let’s practice”
…Let’s fuckin NOT.

saltnotsugar, to memes in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

Mom, all the girls like me and it’s distracting. Can you fuck my shit up?

saltnotsugar, to memes in If Harry Potter was set 50 years earlier

“Blimey Harry! This panzerfaust looks wicked,” Ron said. “Come along you two. We need to hold this bridge for three hours,” Hermione barked from the Tiger tank. Harry had never seen such bullshit before, and thought this whole magic business seemed rather bothersome.

saltnotsugar, to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*

As a rule these pillows are never comfortable, overly expensive, and you can’t make forts out of them.

saltnotsugar, to comicstrips in Aaaah!

To be fair, the skeleton didn’t make a xylophone sound when approaching, which is directly against industry best practices.

saltnotsugar, to memes in When your landlord says no dogs allowed.

He barks but he’s bilingual.

saltnotsugar, to memes in Pleas wait

Hey can you mark a porcelain figure of a woman and a chicken?
“Sure, old ladies love-“
Yeah but the chicken needs a gaping asshole.

saltnotsugar, to memes in Every day we stray further from God's light.

A curse to live to such an age, where foul raisins defile such an innocent dish.

saltnotsugar, to science_memes in Vortex me daddy

Ah, but this one goes BEEP.

saltnotsugar, to memes in Really be some crazy people out there thinking they piss gold

If it smells like poop everywhere you go, check under your own shoe.

saltnotsugar, to risa in P'takh means Girlfriend

Not gonna lie. I’d watch a Star Trek romantic comedy called Klingon To You.

saltnotsugar, to memes in I am a problem regardless

Your chances of being shanked by a raccoon are unlikely…but never zero.

saltnotsugar, to memes in ah crap

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