saltnotsugar

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saltnotsugar,

The problem is they they’re just designed to eat and get chonky. If they had invested in cool ninja combat during evolution, scientists believe they would be not only more likely to survive, but be a lot cooler.

saltnotsugar,

Due to Newtons 46th law of awesomeness, Ninjas are still cooler than spikes, but still are pretty dang cool.

saltnotsugar,

Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.

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