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spittingimage, to memes in On culinary crimes
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You wouldn’t be assuming that everyone on Lemmy is American, would you? Because I lost my shit over that too.

spittingimage, to memes in Music alignment
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Alignment memes are getting less and less connected to reality.

spittingimage, (edited ) to risa in You can always count on Garak ...or can you?
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“I will betray you at every turn.”

saves the Federation again

spittingimage, to historyporn in British engineer J. A. Purves in his 'Dynasphere' vehicle, 1932
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Every time I see a monowheel vehicle, the driver is leaning out of it to see where he’s going.

spittingimage, to asklemmy in What are some modern bullshit jobs?
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I’m in administration and part of my job is filling out forms and reports that no-one will ever need unless there’s a problem in which case they become very important indeed.

In today’s business environment we tend to forget that redundancy = resilience.

spittingimage, to asklemmy in What companies have made your blacklist?
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Nestle. They’re our closest living example of an evil corporation run by a cartoon supervillain.

spittingimage, to asklemmy in Excluding the obvious ones such as politics, what topics can't you stand listening to people talk about?
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Their health. I’ve reached the age where most of my friends have something to say about their health. It becomes a sort of one-upmanship game, where everyone has to top the person who spoke last with their afflictions. What is this, the misery olympics?

spittingimage, to asklemmy in What's the consensus on swearing here
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I don’t swear often because that makes it so much more satisfying when I do. It’s like rationing out my favourite snacks.

spittingimage, to asklemmy in Does wind power cause visual pollution in your opinion?
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Other power sources also cause visual pollution and I like windmills better than columns of smoke.

spittingimage, to memes in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while
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I have a wife and three cats. Being stuck in traffic is the closest thing I have to free time.

spittingimage, to lemmyshitpost in Truly inspirational
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Anyone else a bit suspicious of a skinny chef?

spittingimage, to asklemmy in Customs Officers: Have you ever laughed out loud when someone gave you their passport and they had an… unusual name?
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I work in healthcare. We have a Dr Blood, Dr Bones and Dr Slaughter. Perfect supervillain team right there.

spittingimage, to comicstrips in I mean, it stands to reason!
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Sometimes I think it must be nice to be stupid.

spittingimage, (edited ) to asklemmy in What's some amazing technology they have in Japan that's very normal to them but would blow our minds here in the US and western world?
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Pretty much every thread we have in this community, someone comes along to say “you should pressure-wash your asshole”. I’m mildly bemused that this is what Lemmy obsesses over.

spittingimage, to memes in Iced
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My wife hates that I forgot what chicken nuggets are and called them ‘meat dots’. Of course I don’t call them anything else now.

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