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spittingimage, to asklemmy in Customs Officers: Have you ever laughed out loud when someone gave you their passport and they had an… unusual name?
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A talk show host in my country failed to keep a straight face over the name and lost his job. It’s okay though, we don’t miss him.

spittingimage, to newcommunities in For all your travel questions related to France : VisitingFrance
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I had a French co-worker for a while. His opinion on Paris was that the rest of France would divorce them if it was possible.

spittingimage, to asklemmy in What's the simplest thing humans are too dumb to grasp?
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I haven’t done any long division since highschool, and now that I’d like to, I can’t remember how. 🥺

spittingimage, to asklemmy in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.
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You are truly the best of us.

spittingimage, to lemmyshitpost in help
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Possibly? My main objection was the needles in the eye.

spittingimage, to historyporn in A flock of sheep in London, used for keeping the grass in the parks short, 1926
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I work next to a public park that uses this method. There’s one BIG downside to having sheep on the lawn.

spittingimage, to lemmyshitpost in help
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Wish I could. 😱

spittingimage, to lemmyshitpost in Be a better pirate.
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A lot of pirate ships sailed under ‘the articles’ which guaranteed a full share for every crewman, a share and a half for officers and two shares for the captain.

spittingimage, to comicstrips in Offering solutions is annoying
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Huh. An interrobang in the wild.

spittingimage, to asklemmy in If another species on Earth began to develop civilization, how would you like to see them approached?
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Leave 'em alone unless we can genuinely make their lives better.

“Sooo, we see you’re eating off lead plates. That might not be a great idea in the long run.”

spittingimage, to asklemmy in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?
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Judging by the responses you’re getting “be negative” is a rule.

spittingimage, to lemmybewholesome in Me in 6 months (we've been together 6 years now)
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My marriage don’t be like that. Possibly because I learned my wife’s name. 😘

spittingimage, to asklemmy in What are some promising solutions to solar power's lack of night time availability? Is "transoceanic power transportation" on the list?
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There’s a company in the UK that proposes building gravity batteries using existing shafts that were excavated for mining.

spittingimage, to asklemmy in Anyone else traumatized by The Car movie as a kid?
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Never saw it, but my parents watched a lot of crime movies that I didn’t understand. Probably for the best. I was sort of a nervous kid.

spittingimage, to asklemmy in Do hiccups serve any actual useful biological function?
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I read an explanation for that, which was that hiccupping is the default mode for the muscles involved, and there’s a part of the brain that suppresses it. The 30-year hiccupper had damage to that part of the brain, so they started and never stopped.

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