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I understand why you’d call this uplifting news if you were local, but to the rest of us it’s like “USA briefly pauses grinding own face under own boot”.

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I use a Kobo Glo with Calibre and it’s been great. Calibre will even install firmware updates for me.

The screen doesn’t really look like a page and the experience isn’t like having a physical book, but it’s been good enough for me to enjoy it.

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I want to walk along the groove of an LP. Explore a human fingerprint. Juggle sugar crystals. Explore a water drop.

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Every time I see a monowheel vehicle, the driver is leaning out of it to see where he’s going.

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“Brunt! FCC!”

“Is this pinkskin diplomacy?”

“Oh my, that certainly is toxic, isn’t it?”

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Oh, my alarm doesn’t have a snooze function. I’m not responsible enough for that kind of power.

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I get notifications for text messages, nothing else. The phone is not the boss of me. I am the boss of the phone.

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Nestle. They’re our closest living example of an evil corporation run by a cartoon supervillain.

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My mother-in-law’s dog had a vocabulary of over 80 words.

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I haven’t done any long division since highschool, and now that I’d like to, I can’t remember how. 🥺

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Are you suggesting that I lift a finger to help myself? Why, I never!

For all your travel questions related to France : VisitingFrance (jlai.lu)

When lockdowns were coming to an end, there was an influx of people asking travel related questions on r/france. Something I wish existed at that time was a francophone equivalent to r/VisitingIceland, which is an incredible resource and community when it comes to making your travel plans to Iceland....

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I had a French co-worker for a while. His opinion on Paris was that the rest of France would divorce them if it was possible.

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A talk show host in my country failed to keep a straight face over the name and lost his job. It’s okay though, we don’t miss him.

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I work in healthcare. We have a Dr Blood, Dr Bones and Dr Slaughter. Perfect supervillain team right there.

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I work next to a public park that uses this method. There’s one BIG downside to having sheep on the lawn.

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A lot of pirate ships sailed under ‘the articles’ which guaranteed a full share for every crewman, a share and a half for officers and two shares for the captain.

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Never saw it, but my parents watched a lot of crime movies that I didn’t understand. Probably for the best. I was sort of a nervous kid.

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There’s a company in the UK that proposes building gravity batteries using existing shafts that were excavated for mining.

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My marriage don’t be like that. Possibly because I learned my wife’s name. 😘

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Judging by the responses you’re getting “be negative” is a rule.

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Leave 'em alone unless we can genuinely make their lives better.

“Sooo, we see you’re eating off lead plates. That might not be a great idea in the long run.”

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